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   <line start="15" end="56" speaker="strongbad">Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.</line>
   <line start="60" end="122" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University, just like you."</line>
   <line start="125" end="175" speaker="strongbad">"Please let me know how I can accomplish this goal. Thank you. Margo"</line>
   <line start="180" end="200" speaker="strongbad">I'm glad you asked me, Margo.</line>
   <line start="200" end="212" sfx="sfx">Geddup noise</line>
   <line start="228" end="266" speaker="strongbad">Do you want to be more awesome? Sure! We all do.<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="267" end="269" sfx="sfx">soft music</line>
   <line start="270" end="292" speaker="strongbad">Here at Crazy Go Nuts University,<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="293" end="350" speaker="strongbad">you can get the experience you'll need to be almost half as awesome as I am.<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="351" end="369" speaker="strongbad">Get your certificate in:<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="370" end="426" speaker="strongbad">Cheesing People Off, Indian-Giving, Cutting Ones, Doing Some Other Things,<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="427" end="485" speaker="strongbad">Home Invasion, Cracking Wise, World Domination, Sending Me a Dollar,<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="486" end="542" speaker="strongbad">Total Spaceship Guy, TV / VCR Repair, or GET YOUR DEGREE!<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="543" end="554" sfx="sfx">soft music</line>
   <line start="555" end="595" speaker="strongbad">Applying is easy, just take this free art test.<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="596" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Fill out the test and send it back to us.<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="623" end="672" speaker="strongbad">And you will be well on your way to a better, awesomer you.<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="673" end="681" sfx="sfx">soft music</line>
   <line start="682" end="755" speaker="strongbad">Remember, at Crazy Go Nuts University, the future is... you.<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="756" end="769" sfx="sfx">soft music</line>
   <line start="770" end="783" speaker="strongbad">Probably.<sfx>soft music</sfx></line>
   <line start="790" end="809" speaker="announcer">Actual applicants not accepted.</line>
   <line start="810" end="835" speaker="announcer">Art test is only so we can make fun of you.</line>
   <line start="835" end="850" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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