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   <line start="15" end="63" speaker="strongbad">All these...emails...I don't understand.</line>
   <line start="64" end="121" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong bad: Why is it that your superhero name does not end in "man""</line>
   <line start="122" end="184" speaker="strongbad">"just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc... Your friend Stiny"</line>
   <line start="193" end="268" speaker="strongbad">Umm... I don't think you're in a very good position to be criticizing people's names, STINY!!</line>
   <line start="269" end="302" speaker="strongbad">I mean, what kind of a name is Stiny anyways?</line>
   <line start="307" end="341" speaker="strongbad">It sounds like some supervillain's little sidekick,</line>
   <line start="342" end="370" speaker="strongbad">that he's always ordering around you know.</line>
   <line start="371" end="393" speaker="strongbad">Like, "STINY! GET ME A DANISH!!"</line>
   <line start="394" end="447" speaker="strongbad">Or "STINY! WHO SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER THE PLANS FOR MY DEATH RAY?!"</line>
   <line start="457" end="521" speaker="strongbad">Stiny...  Naw, you know what? I'll change my name to Strong Badman</line>
   <line start="522" end="564" speaker="strongbad">if you agree to be my sidekick: Li'l Stiny.</line>
   <line start="565" end="599" speaker="strongbad">And you can wear a little mask and a little cape...</line>
   <line start="615" end="647" speaker="strongbad">Hey The Cheat... Er, just doing an email.</line>
   <line start="651" end="659" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="660" end="684" speaker="strongbad">What? No! Of course you're still my sidekick! </line>
   <line start="685" end="694" speaker="thecheat">slightly annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="695" end="734" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, that cape looks great on you. Look, I was speaking hypothetically.</line>
   <line start="735" end="746" speaker="thecheat">irritated The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="747" end="761" speaker="strongbad">Oh come on, don't give me that!</line>
   <line start="762" end="773" speaker="thecheat">loud, angry The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="774" end="792" speaker="strongbad">Ah, The Cheat!</line>
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