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<line start="15" end="63" speaker="strongbad">Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?</line>
<line start="75" end="115" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad, My sister and me think you are so cool."</line>
<line start="116" end="185" speaker="strongbad">"Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us. Yours, Ali"</line>
<line start="200" end="270" speaker="strongbad">Ohh, there's two of them! Well, Ali. There's one of me...</line>
<line start="280" end="298">
<sfx>buzzer</sfx>
<strongbad>A-deleted...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="301" end="322" speaker="strongbad">DELETED?! What?!</line>
<line start="323" end="358" speaker="strongbad">Oy, what happened? No! Undeleted! Undeleted!</line>
<line start="364" end="435" speaker="strongbad">I didn't mean to do that! Awwww, man!!! Come back, Ali!</line>
<line start="440" end="514" speaker="strongbad">Come back, Ali's sister! You two meant everything to me!</line>
<line start="528" end="570" speaker="strongbad">Okay, calm down. Maybe she'll email me again.</line>
<line start="579" end="665" speaker="strongbad">I'll just... hang out here for a while and try to picture which one of them is hotter. Ali or Ali's sister.</line>
<line start="677" end="760">
<strongbad>Ali... Ali's sister... Ali... Ali's sister...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="760" end="765">
<span style="visibility:hidden"><strongbad>Ali... Ali's sister... Ali... Ali's sister...</strongbad></span>
<sfx>ding</sfx>
</line>
<line start="765" end="768">
<strongbad>Oh, there she is! Okay, here we go.</strongbad>
<sfx>ding</sfx>
</line>
<line start="768" end="802">
<strongbad>Oh, there she is! Okay, here we go.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="804" end="875" speaker="strongbad">"hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"</line>
<line start="886" end="943" speaker="strongbad">What? You're not Ali. You're not even... literate.</line>
<line start="954" end="977" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Though, I have just the thing for you... </line>
<line start="978" end="988">
<sfx>buzzer</sfx>
<strongbad>DELETED!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="988" end="992">
<sfx>ding</sfx>
<strongbad>DELETED!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="992" end="998">
<sfx>ding</sfx>
</line>
<line start="998" end="1059" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that's great. Great, thank you. Yeah, go ahead and save that one, why don't you, yeah.</line>
<line start="1062" end="1113" speaker="strongbad">So I can treasure it for years and years, and show it to my kids.</line>
<line start="1119" end="1155" speaker="strongbad">The ones I should be having with Ali and Ali's sister!</line>
<line start="1170" end="1191" speaker="strongbad">I hate this computer.</line>
<line start="1200" end="1210" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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