Subtitles:sbemail56/en
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<line start="16" end="77" speaker="sfx">computer humming</line>
<line start="78" end="123" speaker="sfx">footsteps approaching</line>
<line start="123" end="150">
<sfx>skidding</sfx>
<strongbad>Oh! The email!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="151" end="183" speaker="strongbad">Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time.</line>
<line start="184" end="220" speaker="strongbad">I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain.</line>
<line start="221" end="261" speaker="strongbad">I'll try and do an e-mail real quick-a-like.</line>
<line start="262" end="318" speaker="strongbad">"Hey man, I was just wondering what your current status with the ladies is? Jordan Reynolds, New Hampshire"</line>
<line start="319" end="369" speaker="strongbad">Uhh, let's see... Strong Bad with the ladies...</line>
<line start="370" end="423" speaker="strongbad">Current Status: They all still want me.</line>
<line start="424" end="469" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet.</line>
<line start="470" end="500" speaker="strongbad">A babe conductor.</line>
<line start="501" end="551" speaker="strongbad">A... logarithm... for the ladies.</line>
<line start="552" end="562" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="563" end="575" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="576" end="591" speaker="strongbad">Oop, gotta go!</line>
<line start="592" end="611" speaker="sfx">Geddup Noise, footsteps</line>
<line start="638" end="659" speaker="coachz">Well... he's not here.</line>
<line start="660" end="702" speaker="bubs">Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!</line>
<line start="703" end="740" speaker="coachz">I'd be hard-pressed to do anything quick in this train-wreck!</line>
<line start="741" end="773" speaker="coachz">What've ya been eatin', concrete?</line>
<line start="774" end="832" speaker="bubs">Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things!</line>
<line start="862" end="890" speaker="bubs">Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble....</line>
<!-- For translations <line start="926" end="989" voiceover="voiceover">The "Coach B/Zubs"-project <br />Status: Pretty Hilarious</line>-->
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