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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="squintmoji.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="18" end="23" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="24" end="77"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Are you tired of people using "-moji" as a legitimate suffix?</strongbad></line> <line start="78" end="108"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Neith-moji are we -moji!</strongbad></line> <line start="109" end="110" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="111" end="154"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">Introducing new Homestar Runner Squintmojis!</strongbad></line> <line start="155" end="214"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">Guaranteed to give you the <i>slightest</i> impression of a Homestar Runner character!</strongbad></line> <line start="215" end="222" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="223" end="243"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">Simply type them in, <span style="visibility:hidden">then <i>squint</i> those eyes up!</span></strongbad></line> <line start="244" end="263"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">Simply type them in, then <i>squint</i> those eyes up!</strongbad></line> <line start="264" end="270" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="271" end="286"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">More... <span style="visibility:hidden">more...</span></strongbad></line> <line start="287" end="301"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">More... more...</strongbad></line> <line start="302" end="314" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true" volume="1.25"><i>MORE!</i></line> <line start="315" end="334"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">There we go!</strongbad></line> <line start="335" end="361"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">Indistinguishable!</strongbad></line> <line start="362" end="366" speaker="sfx">nature sounds</line> <line start="367" end="397"><sfx>nature sounds</sfx><homestar>Uh, this one time I was hangin' out with this kid,</homestar></line> <line start="398" end="421"><sfx>nature sounds</sfx><homestar>and he got a Squintmoji.</homestar></line> <line start="422" end="455"><sfx>nature sounds</sfx><homestar>And I was like, "Hey that's Homestar Runner."</homestar></line> <line start="456" end="458" speaker="sfx">nature sounds</line> <line start="459" end="476"><sfx>nature sounds</sfx><announcer voiceover="true">That's a great story!</announcer></line> <line start="477" end="491" speaker="sfx">whirrr!</line> <line start="492" end="498" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="499" end="529"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">New Homestar Runner Squintmojis.</strongbad></line> <line start="530" end="535" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="536" end="568"><sfx>music</sfx><announcer voiceover="true">"Oh jeez, squintmojis!"</announcer></line> <line start="569" end="573" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="574" end="599"><sfx>music</sfx><announcer voiceover="true">Some— somebody's probably already used that, right?</announcer></line> <line start="601" end="617" speaker="announcer" voiceover="true">We should— we should check into that.</line> <line start="619" end="660" speaker="announcer" voiceover="true">Get Lawrence. Is he— is he still on the payroll? Lawrence?</line> <line start="679" end="681" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="682" end="726"><sfx>music</sfx><singers>Everybody, everybody!</singers></line> <line start="727" end="729" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="730" end="772"><sfx>music</sfx><singers>Everybody, everybody!</singers></line> <line start="773" end="775" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="776" end="790"><sfx>music</sfx><singers>Everybody—</singers></line> <line start="791" end="813" speaker="homestar">Wah! Moji-pan!</line> </transcript>
