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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="yonderwebsite.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="35" end="92" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Let's let it all slip away with another soothing episode of...</line> <line start="93" end="122" voiceover="true"><strongbad>Let's let it all slip away with another soothing episode of...</strongbad><strongbad>Characters from Yonder Website.</strongbad></line> <line start="124" end="136" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">That's right.</line> <line start="138" end="164" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Brought to you by a grant from: <span style="visibility:hidden">GreenCheat.</span></line> <line start="165" end="180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Brought to you by a grant from: GreenCheat.</line> <line start="184" end="207" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And our corporate sponsors: <span style="visibility:hidden">Smarty Juice.</span></line> <line start="208" end="229" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice.</line> <line start="231" end="281" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">A Faceless Megacorp, with a couple of hills in the logo.</line> <line start="282" end="302" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Look at those hills.</line> <line start="303" end="342" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Plant some crops, and grow some Smarty Juice plants.</line> <line start="343" end="362" voiceover="true"><strongbad>Plant some crops, and grow some Smarty Juice plants.</strongbad><strongbad>Alright, far out.</strongbad></line> <line start="395" end="411" speaker="homestar">Baybobaybobaybo!</line> <line start="413" end="424" speaker="strongbad">Bahbobabaybo.</line> <line start="426" end="451" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Oh, what's this?</line> <line start="453" end="482" speaker="homestar">Atadabomehdabeybobedebuh.</line> <line start="485" end="503" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Slow down, everybody!</line> <line start="505" end="515" speaker="strongbad">Mahpomahpo.</line> <line start="520" end="561" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Sounds like Character 2 has lost his gumption.</line> <line start="562" end="580" speaker="homestar">Maybobahmehbobameh.</line> <line start="583" end="630" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Well, you know what that means. We gotta get him a little... spice o' life. <span style="visibility:hidden">That's right.</span></line> <line start="631" end="641" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Well, you know what that means. We gotta get him a little... spice o' life. That's right.</line> <line start="645" end="674" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Let's go on an inordinately long walk.</line> <line start="702" end="711" speaker="homestar">Atadabomeh—</line> <line start="712" end="726" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">With absolutely <span style="visibility:hidden">no talking.</span></line> <line start="727" end="747" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">With absolutely no talking.</line> <line start="762" end="771" speaker="strongbad">Beeboblahbohp—</line> <line start="772" end="793" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I said with absolutely <span style="visibility:hidden">no talking.</span></line> <line start="794" end="814" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I said with absolutely no talking.</line> <line start="844" end="868" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I think that's inordinate enough.</line> <line start="871" end="910" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And take a look! It's Characters 3 through 7!</line> <line start="914" end="948" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I say there, Characters 3 through 7...</line> <line start="951" end="984" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Character 2 here... has lost his gumption.</line> <line start="986" end="1011" speaker="homestar">Atadabomehdabeybobedebuh.</line> <line start="1013" end="1039" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And that's right. Not far out.</line> <line start="1043" end="1078" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Can any of you teach him a little bit o' spice?</line> <line start="1080" end="1106" speaker="coachz">Baseboardbaseboardbaseboardbaseboard.</line> <line start="1107" end="1128" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">You got a little spice.</line> <line start="1135" end="1151" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And Character 5!</line> <line start="1153" end="1175" speaker="marzipan">Bobbobbobbobbabbobbabbob.</line> <line start="1177" end="1197" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">You got your own spice!</line> <line start="1198" end="1206" speaker="strongmad">DADOHDAHDOH!</line> <line start="1207" end="1219" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line> <line start="1220" end="1240" speaker="bubs">Rahrohsleroblahrohslerohblo.</line> <line start="1245" end="1296" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Why, it almost seems like everybody's got their own personal type of spice.</line> <line start="1298" end="1325" speaker="strongbad">Blebloblahblozeblehblohblableblublah.</line> <line start="1327" end="1344" speaker="homestar">Baybobaybobaybo!</line> <line start="1354" end="1382" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Maybe if we bring 'em all together, we can create—</line> <line start="1383" end="1393"><strongbad voiceover="true">Maybe if we bring 'em all together, we can create—</strongbad><sfx>chime</sfx></line> <line start="1394" end="1406"><strongbad voiceover="true">Oh! You know what that chime means.</strongbad><sfx>chime</sfx></line> <line start="1407" end="1421" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Oh! You know what that chime means.</line> <line start="1422" end="1441" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">It's time for everyone... <span style="visibility:hidden">to bend at the knees.</span></line> <line start="1442" end="1459" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">It's time for everyone... to bend at the knees.</line> <line start="1460" end="1473" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">That's right.</line> <line start="1524" end="1583" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The time has come... to bend at the knees...</line> <line start="1587" end="1639" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease.</line> <line start="1640" end="1664" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="true">Uh, Strong Bad?</line> <line start="1666" end="1682" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="true">Homestar?</line> <line start="1685" end="1702"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad>You guys?</strongsad></line> <line start="1703" end="1705"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="1706" end="1742"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad><em>Whaaaaaaaat</em> is going <em>on</em> in here?</strongsad></line> <line start="1743" end="1748"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="1749" end="1787"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad>Were you guys drinking this Smarty Juice?</strongsad></line> <line start="1788" end="1791"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="1792" end="1826"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad>This stuff expired in 2007!</strongsad></line> <line start="1827" end="1831"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="1832" end="1862"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad>It says, side effects include—</strongsad></line> <line start="1863" end="1942"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad>"Drowsiness, Euphoria, and Unbelievably Soothing Children's Programming".</strongsad></line> <line start="1943" end="1952"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="1953" end="1983"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad>Hm. Doesn't sound half bad.</strongsad></line> <line start="1984" end="1992"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="1993" end="2006"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad>Down the hatch.</strongsad></line> <line start="2007" end="2014"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="2015" end="2027"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad>Down the hatch!</strongsad></line> <line start="2028" end="2030"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="2031" end="2043"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad sfx="farout">gulping</strongsad></line> <line start="2044" end="2052"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="2053" end="2073"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><sfx volume="0.8">deflating</sfx></line> <line start="2074" end="2076"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="2077" end="2114" speaker="strongsad">Mope mope, mope-mope-mope-mope-mope mope, <em>mope</em> mope mope mope mope.</line> <line start="2119" end="2137"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><strongsad sfx="true" volume="0.8">whining noise</strongsad></line> <line start="2138" end="2145"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><sfx>crash</sfx></line> <line start="2146" end="2158"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx></line> <line start="2159" end="2170"><sfx volume="0.6">characters mumble incoherently</sfx><sfx>smash</sfx></line> <line start="2171" end="2182" speaker="sfx">chime</line> <line start="2183" end="2195"><sfx>chime</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">That's right.</strongbad></line> <line start="2232" end="2290" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The time has come... to bend at the knees...</line> <line start="2295" end="2349" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease.</line> <line start="2352" end="2410" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Oh, girl, I'm gonna take you out, on a Tuesday night...</line> <line start="2411" end="2425" voiceover="true"><strongbad>Oh, girl, I'm gonna take you out, on a Tuesday night...</strongbad><strongbad>(if you're into it)</strongbad></line> <line start="2428" end="2473" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">So everybody, style it out, from the left, to the right.</line> <line start="2474" end="2487" voiceover="true"><strongbad>So everybody, style it out, from the left, to the right.</strongbad><strongbad>That's right.</strongbad></line> </transcript>
