User:Don't say jorb 101
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FOR ME TO SPEND ON CHOCO BARS.
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subject: How I found homestarrunner.com
The reason I know about homestarrunner.com is Trogdor.
One day my dad showed me and my brother the sbemail dragon. I liked it so much, I wanted to explore the rest of homestarrunner.com.
The rest is like a big blur. A drunk Slurpee. A watched movie.
It's been a long time.
I haven't logged in to this site in years. Every once in a while, I check the homepage, to see if the site's been updated.
And every time I checked, it wasn't.
I can honestly say I'm surprised that this site is still up. With homestarruner.com practically done for, I would think people stopped donating. This place feels like an eerie museum, to learn about a great website in it's golden age. But yet, it's still here, still waiting for the day that another toon arrived.
I remember why I left. It had been six months since the last sbemail went up, but I was still hoping for the triumphant return I wanted. Eventually, I started to realise that that wasn't happening, and I lost hope. I left the site, and didn't log in again. Until now. I don't know what made me come back, to check out the site again. Nothing but a few tweets here and there, hinting at a return. However, it boggled my mind that the users were still active. The brothers Chaps had built potentially the strongest, and most patient, community around their videos. Each one waiting for the return.
But that won't come for a while, and until then, we have to face facts.
The site is dead.
 How I found the wiki
At my friend's house, I searched Strong Bad on whatever search engine he has to print out a picture. I randomly clicked the first link I saw and it leaded to hrwiki.org. But I was in a rush so I quickly printed it out. It's not everyday that you get to play 2 man Soccer with Andrew! But I remembered the link so a year later I checked out the full site.
 My sig
Tell me if you like it. Don't say jorb 101
 A message from the past (or my basement)
 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CHALLENGE?!?!
I will do a new one once someone figures it out. Respond on my talk page.
New question: The longest time between sbemails is how long?