User:Homsar is cool
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[edit] CHARACTER BIOS
[edit] HOMSAR
Homsar is perhaps the strangest and most enigmatic of all the main characters in the Homestar Runner universe. He was originally created as a result of a typo in the email homsar, in which Vinnie C. asked, "If you hate homsar so much, why don't you kill him?" (Presumably, Vinnie had actually meant to say Homestar.) Strong Bad promptly dropped a Heavy Lourde on Homsar and left him for dead. The Brothers Chaps later decided to keep Homsar as a main character, and they brought him back in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0, where he thanked Marzipan for the flowers she sent him while he was in the hospital.
Homsar occasionally makes brief appearances in various cartoons, but most of the time he appears only in Easter eggs (and has even been referred to as the "secret guy"). In every Halloween toon since his introduction, Homsar has appeared in an Easter egg somewhere in the middle of the Toon. (This is usually triggered by clicking somewhere on or near The Poopsmith.)
Homsar is a friend to Strong Sad and Marzipan, but he is generally regarded as a nuisance by the other characters. In particular, Homestar, Strong Bad and Bubs seem to dislike him the most. Despite this, he serves in the Homestarmy and occasionally attends parties where these characters are present. He enjoys playing board games with Strong Sad, and he has organized his own activities, such as a tree hugging concert and the play "Butt's Twelve by Pies" (starring Lighting and Set Decoration).
[edit] STRONG BAD
Strong Bad is one of the most well-known characters on Homestarrunner.com. He started out as the villain who always tried to cheat his way to the top but was always doomed to fail before Homestar Runner; however, he's now less of a villain and more of a highly expanded form of comic relief, with his irascible sarcasm and rough voice seeming to make him ever more popular with fans of the website. He answers e-mails with a passion, and will make fun of your grammar, punctuation, and spelling - he just doesn't seem to be worried about his own. He also writes, illustrates, and narrates the Teen Girl Squad comics.
He is the middle child of The Brothers Strong. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often abusing Homestar, kicking The Cheat, prank-calling Marzipan, or tormenting Strong Sad (although it's been hinted that they got along when they were younger). All in all, he seems to dislike or positively loathe almost every character in the Homestar Runner Universe, with the notable exception of The Cheat, his ever-diligent lackey.
He has boxing gloves for hands (which always have square window reflections on them, no matter where he is), and a lucha libre mask for a head (as confirmed in the UMFM interview). His mouth is rectangular, though it often becomes round when he says words with the letter "o". Most of the time, Strong Bad's mouth is in a slight frown, but there are occasions where he smiles. The blue diamond on his face may also give him the power to mentally open Cold Ones and even pop Homestar's hat off his head; however this seems to have been abandoned, as it was only demonstrated in super powers. Strong Bad may also have a Homestar-like psychokinesis as demonstrated in the Holiday special Pumpkin Carve-nival. Strong Bad owns his own country, Strong Badia, a barren field behind the dumpsters that is completely devoid of any sentient life. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "holy crap", though he hates when people use the word crap when signing emails. He also hates to be asked about how he manages to type with boxing gloves on. He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: DELETED!!!
Strong Bad talks a big line, claiming to be a criminal mastermind, a muscle man, and totally popular with the ladies, though there is little evidence of any of these claims, and no shortage of evidence that they are all untrue. Strong Bad refuses to acknowledge this however, and continues unfazed with his delusions of grandeur. He is convinced that Marzipan likes, or has a crush on, him when in fact she "really doesn't like him at all." He seems to have a grudge against birds, as shown in issues of Teen Girl Squad. He also loves to listen to Limozeen, Taranchula, and Peter Frampton (though his opinion of Frampton is somewhat mixed). His favorite show is Caleb Rentpayer. He also enjoys doing Jumble puzzles and baking. His love for older technology such as cassette tapes, command prompt computers, old video games and laserdiscs, and the titles of events such as "Awexome Cross '98", and "TrogdorCon '97" suggest that Strong Bad is "stuck in the 90's". Despite his love of the nineties, he seems to despise and destroy anything from any previous decade, like 8-Tracks, TVs that lost their essence in the 70s, and the Nintendo Entertainment System. Pretending to play better video games. Enlarge Pretending to play better video games.
Strong Bad has sung many hit singles, his most popular being "Everybody to the Limit". He also stars as the protagonist in the blockbuster action series "Dangeresque". He works with Homestar and The Cheat at an unnamed tech company, though despite this fixed income, he seems to have financial troubles as he often attempts money making solutions of questionable legitimacy and burns his bills with his BMW Lighter.
Strong Bad is somewhat prejudiced; he has been banned from the UK, and often ridicules non-English speakers on their e-mails. He also hates old people and children, although he claims to have children of his own, including Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman, at his second secret home where he goes by the name Vance Mudgeman. He doesn't appear to care much for those children either, or perhaps he does and truly believes that "you got to be firm."
