User:Possum
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Subject: About possumUm...yeah. I'm the Possum.... You know, the possum that goes... Poooooossuuuuum. Anyway, I used to have an account here. Da cheese. But I had like, computer crisis'D, so I have my account, NO LONGER! I forgot many of "Da things" around HRwiki, so if anyone could fill me in it would be much apreciated.
Possum
Me talking to a friend
Possum: So, uh... why'd you call me?
Friend: I dunno...Just checkin' up on you...
- silence*
Possum: You see that movie?
Friend: Ya...It was good...
- More silence*
Possum: You there?
Friend: Ya...I'm here.
Possum: Good...
- Silence**Again*
Possum: AAAcckkk!!!!!!!!
Friend: What's the matter?!!!
Possum: It...It-AAUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!
Friend: What's going on?!!
Possum: IT'S EATING ME!!!!!!!!!
Friend: What is?!!What is it?!!
- Silence*
Friend: Andy?!Andy?!!What happened?!!!
- Silence*
Possum: Gotchya. Hahahahaha...
Friend: That wasn't cool, man.
Possum: Ah...I was bored.
Friend: Enh...Okay.
- Silence*
Possum: Were both really bored, aren't we.
Friend:Yup...
- Faint music is heard*
Both: Whuzzat?
Both: It's not you?
- Music becomes louder and more defined*
- It is the sounds of a deep organ (Piano)*
Possum: What IS that?
Friend: Stop it man, that's not cool.
Possum: It's not me this time!
Friend: Suuuuuure.
Possum: Really!!!
- Music becomes louder*
Possum: If this is revenge for me spookin' you out, the I'm sorry!
Friend: Don't try and push this on me!
- Silence other than the organ*
Possum: I SO got you. Man, I got you bad!!! You were so creeped out!!!
(Iwas holding up a CD player with phantom of the opera in it.)
Friend: Dude, stop it.
Possum: Okay...
Friend: What now?
Possum: You play that game?
Friend: Ya...It was good.
- More organ music plays*
Friend: Seriously, cut it out.
Possum: It wasn't me this time! I left the CD player in my room!
- Both hang up*
