User:That Guy Over There
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"Me? I'm gonna go over there."
"He could always see me... from over there!"
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As do most people on this wiki, I enjoy watching Homestar Runner cartoons. Wanna know how long I've been watching them? Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Check out my userbox!
As you've probably noticed if you've seen my contributions to discussion pages and STUFF, I can be a pretty argumentative person... but, naturally, only when I'm right. Some of my favorite things to do on this wiki are add fun facts, correct spelling and grammar, and, of course, participate in intelligent discussion on talk pages. I've also reverted vandalism on a couple of occasions, which makes me feel accomplished, but I'm happy to say I don't usually spot any.
I think my work speaks for itself (which is not always a good thing), so why don't you head on over to my contributions page and check it out?
In closing, I'd just like to clarify that I do not eat antiques.
 Favorite Quotes
"You're right, Renaldo. But the elevator's broken in this building. So I'm gonna have to jump!"
"Either give me that tape, or punch me in the face!"
"Waaugh! That is not a small number! That is a big number!"
"Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent."
"Whaddya think this is, ya little placemat?"
"AaAaAa, these Easter pants are getting waAaAy too tight!"
"This dinner party is top dollar!"
"My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!"
"Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
"Oh... Lifty Fernandez."
"I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!"
"Did you just say 'parakeet'?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a challeeeeeeenge?!"
"Are you gonna throw a dead goose at me or something?"
"I've got terrible, terrible news, Homestar... I'm afraid you've got no pancreas."
"My life is a joke."
"Strong Bad, you're a horse's twees."
"I gotta stop you there, Strong Bad. I'm pretty sure 'jorb' is a four letters word."
"I can't believe I'm still being eaten!"
 The Favorite Stuff on the Site Awards
Favorite Strong Bad Email
Favorite Holiday Toon
Favorite Puppet Stuff
Favorite Teen Girl Squad
Favorite Marzipan's Answering Machine
Favorite Main Page
Favorite Running Gag
 Other H.R. Hurricanesnstuf
I speak with my friends almost exclusively in Homestar Runner references. This sometimes confuses people, which I find very amusing.
Once while in Florida in the Orange County Convention Center, a complete stranger, having no prior knowledge of my interest in Homestar Runner, walked up to me and quoted the intro to Teen Girl Squad. I also found this very amusing.
I have all kinds of jokes in my Spanish class. One of them last year was that I would always try to work the question "¿Dónde está un huevo?" into any and every oral assignment. For you non-Spanish speakers, that translates into "Where is an egg?"
I like to write Homestar Runner quotes on the chalkboard in my sophomore history teacher's classroom. Only a select few cool people appreciate them. I'm... I'm one of the cool people. Really.
For my final project in physics last school year, I was assigned to build a roller coaster with a group. It was a virtual model and it was called, you guessed it, The Bowels of Trogdor. I even played the Trogdor theme song in the PowerPoint.
 I'll tell you what I think!
Everything Homsar says is hilarious.
Nothing Marzipan says is hilarious, with the singular exception of the quote listed above.
The Lappy is way overdue for some sorta catastrophe. Seriously, folks. Strong Bad has checked over eighty emails on that thing.
I would pay big money to see a Homestar Runner movie. I'd probably pay Dish Network for an extra channel if it had a Homestar Runner TV show on it, too.