User:The Real Cheat

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Hey there. I'm The Real Cheat using my Monosodium Dreams computer here in FCUSA, Georgia. Strong Sad told me about this place. It seems nice. I figured I could provide you guys with some first hand experience about FCUSA and it's people. Strong Bad is chillin' on the couch right now, eating a buncha Swiss Cake Rolls. What is Homestar doing...oh! He's at the movies with Marzipan. They're seeing some chick flick, and Homestar isn't happy. Strong Sad's trying to drown himself in the bathtub again. That guy...and his shenanigans...Pom Pom is practicing Kung-Fu, Tae-Kwon-Do and Karate because he got kicked out of Coach Z's Sports Teams because of the Total Load they found in his locker. Now he's focusing on Japanese arts. Strong Mad's using Bubs' Stand as a punching bag, while Bubs tries to broom Strong Mad away. Coach Z is playing Basketball with his imaginary girlfriend, The King Of Town is seeing the same chick flick that Homestar and Marzipan is seeing, except The KOT is seeing it with The Mole Queen he married not to long ago. So, there's that. I'm 19 years old, and my best friend is Strong Mad.

YEAH, I'M THE CHEAT!
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