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 Book the First: Who am I?
Oh hello. I'm Homestar Runner, and this is a website! Ok, can I stop with the Homestar Runner impressions? Good. My name is silverwing99. 'Cause I wasn't the first. Uh... yeah. I'm still writing this but I have 1 thing to say: WHY CAN'T I HAVE A FANSTUFF USERNAME?!?! Thank you. My email is firstname.lastname@example.org My AIM handle is ps122428 (silverwing99 was taken :-( )