Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!
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Little Girl and Puppet Strong Bad make small talk. | Little Girl and Puppet Strong Bad make small talk. | ||
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[Strong Bad]], [[Little Girl]], [[ | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[Strong Bad]], [[Little Girl]], Puppet [[The Cheat]] |
'''Date:''' March 14, 2005 | '''Date:''' March 14, 2005 | ||
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''{The words "Strong Bad vs. Little Girl" appear on a jagged green background. Cut to Puppet Strong Bad standing next to the little girl, who is sitting down.}'' | ''{The words "Strong Bad vs. Little Girl" appear on a jagged green background. Cut to Puppet Strong Bad standing next to the little girl, who is sitting down.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hi, Little Girl! ''{Cut}'' What's my name? |
- | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Strong Bad | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Strong Bad? |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! Tell all the people how great I am. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head to the Little Girl}'' That's right! ''{Cut}'' Tell all the people how great I am. |
- | ''{ | + | ''{Little Girl doesn't respond. Crickets chirp.}'' |
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Strong Bad is a good! | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Strong Bad is a good! | ||
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah. | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Tha— ''{shakes his head}'' Nn-nn. ''{Cut}'' Give 'em the real scoop. |
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs quietly}'' Scoop. | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs quietly}'' Scoop. | ||
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah, like ice cream. | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah, like ice cream. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mockingly}'' Like ice cream | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mockingly}'' Like ice cream! |
- | ''{Cut | + | ''{Cut; The Little Girl is holding Kick The Cheat doll.}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Be careful with him. That's my only The Cheat. That I have. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Be careful with him. ''{Cut}'' That's my only The Cheat. That I have. |
- | ''{The | + | ''{The Little Girl throws The Cheat onto the ground.}'' |
- | '''THE CHEAT''': Meh! | + | '''THE CHEAT''': Meh! ''{squealing}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't count as being careful... | '''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't count as being careful... | ||
- | + | ''{Cut}'' | |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Now yell, ''{flailing}'' "Ahhhhhhhh!!" |
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flailing}'' Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{Giggling}'' | ||
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' The sun! | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' The sun! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure? | ||
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Let's go see it. | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Let's go see it. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. ''{runs off, runs back on}'' Let's go. ''{runs off, as the | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. ''{runs off, cut, runs back on}'' Let's go. ''{runs off, runs back on, then off as the Little Girl climbs down and follows him off-screen.}'' |
''{The video ends with the word "End." against a black background.}'' | ''{The video ends with the word "End." against a black background.}'' |
Revision as of 01:33, 2 August 2005
Little Girl and Puppet Strong Bad make small talk.
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Strong Bad, Little Girl, Puppet The Cheat
Date: March 14, 2005
Running Time: 1:15
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Transcript
{The words "Strong Bad vs. Little Girl" appear on a jagged green background. Cut to Puppet Strong Bad standing next to the little girl, who is sitting down.}
STRONG BAD: Hi, Little Girl! {Cut} What's my name?
LITTLE GIRL: {sarcastically} Strong Bad?
STRONG BAD: {turns his head to the Little Girl} That's right! {Cut} Tell all the people how great I am.
{Little Girl doesn't respond. Crickets chirp.}
{Cut}
LITTLE GIRL: Strong Bad is a good!
STRONG BAD: What?
LITTLE GIRL: Good!
STRONG BAD: I'm good?
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.
STRONG BAD: Tha— {shakes his head} Nn-nn. {Cut} Give 'em the real scoop.
LITTLE GIRL: {laughs quietly} Scoop.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, the scoop.
LITTLE GIRL: {slurps, makes chomping noises}
STRONG BAD: What was that? Did you just eat a scoop?
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah, like ice cream.
STRONG BAD: {mockingly} Like ice cream!
{Cut; The Little Girl is holding Kick The Cheat doll.}
STRONG BAD: Be careful with him. {Cut} That's my only The Cheat. That I have.
{The Little Girl throws The Cheat onto the ground.}
THE CHEAT: Meh! {squealing}
STRONG BAD: That doesn't count as being careful...
{Cut}
LITTLE GIRL: Now yell, {flailing} "Ahhhhhhhh!!"
STRONG BAD: {flailing} Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
LITTLE GIRL: {Giggling}
{Cut}
LITTLE GIRL: The sun!
STRONG BAD: The sun! Where? We're indoors.
LITTLE GIRL: Over there!
STRONG BAD: Are you sure?
{Cut}
LITTLE GIRL: Let's go see it.
STRONG BAD: Okay. {runs off, cut, runs back on} Let's go. {runs off, runs back on, then off as the Little Girl climbs down and follows him off-screen.}
{The video ends with the word "End." against a black background.}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first official appearance of the Strong Bad puppet on the website. He first appeared on the Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005.
- This is the first puppet short not to feature Homestar Runner.
Inside References
- The red background with the blue jagged stripes is the same wall in Strong Bad's Basement. This is really how a room in the Brothers Chaps' office looks (as seen from Making of Email 100 from the DVD).