Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!

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Little Girl and Puppet Strong Bad make small talk.
Little Girl and Puppet Strong Bad make small talk.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[Strong Bad]], [[Little Girl]], [[Kick The Cheat|The Cheat Talking Plush Doll]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[Strong Bad]], [[Little Girl]], Puppet [[The Cheat]]
'''Date:''' March 14, 2005
'''Date:''' March 14, 2005
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''{The words "Strong Bad vs. Little Girl" appear on a jagged green background. Cut to Puppet Strong Bad standing next to the little girl, who is sitting down.}''
''{The words "Strong Bad vs. Little Girl" appear on a jagged green background. Cut to Puppet Strong Bad standing next to the little girl, who is sitting down.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, little girl! What's my name?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hi, Little Girl! ''{Cut}'' What's my name?
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Strong Bad!
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Strong Bad?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! Tell all the people how great I am.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head to the Little Girl}'' That's right! ''{Cut}'' Tell all the people how great I am.
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''{Nothing happens. Crickets chirp in the background.}''
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''{Little Girl doesn't respond. Crickets chirp.}''
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''{Cut}''
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Strong Bad is a good!
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Strong Bad is a good!
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Gah... ''{cut}'' Give 'em the real scoop.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Tha— ''{shakes his head}'' Nn-nn. ''{Cut}'' Give 'em the real scoop.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs quietly}'' Scoop.  
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs quietly}'' Scoop.  
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah, like ice cream.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah, like ice cream.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mockingly}'' Like ice cream.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mockingly}'' Like ice cream!
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''{Cut to the same room; the little girl holds a Kick The Cheat doll.}''
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''{Cut; The Little Girl is holding Kick The Cheat doll.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Be careful with him. That's my only The Cheat. That I have.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Be careful with him. ''{Cut}'' That's my only The Cheat. That I have.
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''{The little girl throws The Cheat onto the ground.}''
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''{The Little Girl throws The Cheat onto the ground.}''
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'''THE CHEAT''': Meh!
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'''THE CHEAT''': Meh! ''{squealing}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't count as being careful...
'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't count as being careful...
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Now go ''{screams, flails}'' waaaaaaaaahh!!
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''{Cut}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also screams and flails}'' Ooooaaaaahhh!! ''{girl is clearly amused by this}''
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Now yell, ''{flailing}'' "Ahhhhhhhh!!"
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flailing}'' Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
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'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{Giggling}''
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''{Cut}''
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' The sun!
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' The sun!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure?
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''{Cut}''
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Let's go see it.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Let's go see it.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. ''{runs off, runs back on}'' Let's go. ''{runs off, as the girl climbs down and follows him off-screen}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. ''{runs off, cut, runs back on}'' Let's go. ''{runs off, runs back on, then off as the Little Girl climbs down and follows him off-screen.}''
''{The video ends with the word "End." against a black background.}''
''{The video ends with the word "End." against a black background.}''

Revision as of 01:33, 2 August 2005

"The sun!"

Little Girl and Puppet Strong Bad make small talk.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Strong Bad, Little Girl, Puppet The Cheat

Date: March 14, 2005

Running Time: 1:15


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Transcript

{The words "Strong Bad vs. Little Girl" appear on a jagged green background. Cut to Puppet Strong Bad standing next to the little girl, who is sitting down.}

STRONG BAD: Hi, Little Girl! {Cut} What's my name?

LITTLE GIRL: {sarcastically} Strong Bad?

STRONG BAD: {turns his head to the Little Girl} That's right! {Cut} Tell all the people how great I am.

{Little Girl doesn't respond. Crickets chirp.}

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: Strong Bad is a good!

STRONG BAD: What?

LITTLE GIRL: Good!

STRONG BAD: I'm good?

LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.

STRONG BAD: Tha— {shakes his head} Nn-nn. {Cut} Give 'em the real scoop.

LITTLE GIRL: {laughs quietly} Scoop.

STRONG BAD: Yeah, the scoop.

LITTLE GIRL: {slurps, makes chomping noises}

STRONG BAD: What was that? Did you just eat a scoop?

LITTLE GIRL: Yeah, like ice cream.

STRONG BAD: {mockingly} Like ice cream!

{Cut; The Little Girl is holding Kick The Cheat doll.}

STRONG BAD: Be careful with him. {Cut} That's my only The Cheat. That I have.

{The Little Girl throws The Cheat onto the ground.}

THE CHEAT: Meh! {squealing}

STRONG BAD: That doesn't count as being careful...

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: Now yell, {flailing} "Ahhhhhhhh!!"

STRONG BAD: {flailing} Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

LITTLE GIRL: {Giggling}

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: The sun!

STRONG BAD: The sun! Where? We're indoors.

LITTLE GIRL: Over there!

STRONG BAD: Are you sure?

{Cut}

LITTLE GIRL: Let's go see it.

STRONG BAD: Okay. {runs off, cut, runs back on} Let's go. {runs off, runs back on, then off as the Little Girl climbs down and follows him off-screen.}

{The video ends with the word "End." against a black background.}

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