Homestar Runner's Pants

A big mystery surrounds '''Homestar's Pants'''. Does [[Homestar Runner]] wear skin-tight, white, long pants, or has he simply glued blue soles to the bottoms of his feet? [[The Brothers Chaps]] keep this running gag going by keeping the references ambiguous. For example, in [[long pants]], Homestar insists that he is wearing long pants and in [[Not the 100th Email!]] Strong Bad told Homestar to keep his pants on, but in the [[monument]] Easter egg, he says he is getting ready to put on pants, but is distracted by the [[Thnikkaman]].