Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' holla grlfrndz. it's Corn and Corn Alone Day! ''{The Ugly One places the food on the table. Cut to a close-up of the corn. A small mideval warrior jumps out of the corn.}'' | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' holla grlfrndz. it's Corn and Corn Alone Day! ''{The Ugly One places the food on the table. Cut to a close-up of the corn. A small mideval warrior jumps out of the corn.}'' | ||
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| + | '''WARRIOR:''' corn is no place for a mighty warrior! | ||
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| + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' so... who wants to come to my sweet someteen bash tonight? | ||
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| + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' is it going to be nick-at-night themed again? | ||
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| + | '''SO-AND-SO:''' ''{slaps her forehead}'' i don't think i can stomach another show not on the WB. | ||
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| + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' no! we can't come. we have... the... olympics... tonight! | ||
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| + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' oh, cuz it's a boy/girl party... | ||
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| + | ''{close up of So-And-So and Cheerleader, who look rather insane.}'' | ||
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| + | '''CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO:''' a B'GRL PARTY??!? | ||
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| + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' taking the vowels out of words doesn't <u>always</u> make them sound cool. | ||
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| + | '''SO AND SO:''' i'm srry. | ||
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| + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{holding up a cellphone, of which the sound "the olympics are soooo dumb!" is emitting}'' so, coach just called and said the olympics are done. we'll be there like shareware! | ||
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| + | ''{we cut to an olympic race track. The olympics coach is standing next to a rather angry-looking burly man.}'' | ||
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| + | '''COACH:''' i don't know what they're talking about, i swear! | ||
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Revision as of 14:43, 10 October 2005
The Teen Girl Squad celebrates The Ugly One's sweet someteen birthday in 24 great-smelling colors!
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Coach, Olympic Man, Smiley Man,
Date: October 10, 2005
Running Time:
Page Title: Tenth Issue-versary!
Transcript
STRONG BAD: TEEN GIRL SQUAD: TENTHENNIAL EXTRAVAGANZA! In 24 Great Smelly Colors! Cheerleader! {groovy grapefruit pink} So-and-so! {visicious violent violent} What's Her Face! {radacious bodadical razberry blue!} The Ugly One! {gnarly nursing home green}
{we open up to a school lunch table}
CHEERLEADER: lunchtime gals. now let's get ready to eat...
CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, WHAT'S HER FACE: NO FOOD!
SO-AND-SO: Eating lunch is for weirdos.
{The Ugly One walks on to the screen, with a tray of cafeteria food in her hand.}
THE UGLY ONE: holla grlfrndz. it's Corn and Corn Alone Day! {The Ugly One places the food on the table. Cut to a close-up of the corn. A small mideval warrior jumps out of the corn.}
WARRIOR: corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
THE UGLY ONE: so... who wants to come to my sweet someteen bash tonight?
WHAT'S HER FACE: is it going to be nick-at-night themed again?
SO-AND-SO: {slaps her forehead} i don't think i can stomach another show not on the WB.
CHEERLEADER: no! we can't come. we have... the... olympics... tonight!
THE UGLY ONE: oh, cuz it's a boy/girl party...
{close up of So-And-So and Cheerleader, who look rather insane.}
CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO: a B'GRL PARTY??!?
WHAT'S HER FACE: taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them sound cool.
SO AND SO: i'm srry.
CHEERLEADER: {holding up a cellphone, of which the sound "the olympics are soooo dumb!" is emitting} so, coach just called and said the olympics are done. we'll be there like shareware!
{we cut to an olympic race track. The olympics coach is standing next to a rather angry-looking burly man.}
COACH: i don't know what they're talking about, i swear!
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