Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2

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The Cheat and The King of Town cut a demo, messages transcend time, and Marzipan's magazine subscription turns explosive.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Cheat, The Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Places: Marzipan's House

Date: February 26, 2006

Running Time: ?:??

Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine

Transcript

Marzipan's Greeting

MARZIPAN: Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something. So leave me a message.

Message 6

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hey Marzipan, it's Homestar. Check it out, I'm on Pom Pom's cell phone, I'm gonna send you a text message. Are you ready? Here goes... P... L... Z... Spacebar... G... E... T... Spacebar... {Homestar is actually seen walking by, holding a banana up to his ear as a telephone} E... G... G... S... Spacebar, oh! Back spacebar, comma, M... I... L... K... Questionmark? Okay, now I have to send it. Boo doo boop! This is great, now we don't have to talk anymore! Bye!

Message 5

The King of Town: It's my new jam! {guitar starts in the background} I'm not talking about butter, or how nobody likes me. It's the new KOT, in the two thousand and three plus three. I play guitar apparently. {guitar stops} Okay Marzipan, this is the only way I knew of to cut my demo. So I'll need to come over there soon and unreasonably search and seize this tape from you. See you in a bit!

Message 4

Old-Timey Strong Bad: Yes yes, what what? Testing testing, two and three. I've got a hankerin' for a prankerin'! This telegrammaphone recording will be launched forthwith into the stratosphere, in the hopes that one day, many decades from now, some buck footed fool will recieve it, and be thoroughly bamboozled! Yes now, on with the prank! What's the difference between William Henry Harrison, and James Garfield? Answer: Nothing! They both enjoy luthania! Stop!

Message 3

The Cheat: {The Cheat noises}

Message 2

Easter Eggs

• Click the tape holder to see a scene between the King of Town and The Cheat.

Easter Egg Transcript

{Cut to a more distant view of Marzipan's answering machine. Enter The Cheat from the left.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises in a singsong voice}

{Enter the King of Town from the right}

THE KING OF TOWN: {to the same tune} Doo doo doo doo doo!

THE CHEAT: {Loud, surprised The Cheat noise}

THE KING OF TOWN: {simultaneously} Oh! {alone} The Cheat! What are you doing here?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

THE KING OF TOWN: A remix? But I gotta cut my demo! My new album needs to drop!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

THE KING OF TOWN: Oooh! A split seven-inch, eh?

{A record in a jacket designed like a playing card with The Cheat in the upper half and the King of Town in the lower half appears at the front of the screen.}

Fun Facts

Real-World References

• The King of Town's phrasing "unreasonably search and seize" derives from the Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution, which protects against unreasonable searches and seizures.

External Links

• watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2"
• view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2"
• forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2"