User:Sluggy42

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Ah, the week after April first. The only week when you can be glad your favorite sites exist, don't have a different wiki program, aren't flipped upside-down, or aren't merged with a very bad one (aka leakymug.com - what were they thinking? Cuz it really was a leaky mug).

My Crazy H*R Crap

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STUFF This user likes to vote on STUFF.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite character is Bubs.

PQ This user loves to play Peasant's Quest.

This user thinks Marzipan's Answering Machine is underrated.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk... sometimes.

LP This user wears long pants.

This user can make it on his own.

This user has more than two problems.

This user owns a Strong Bad Head T-shirt.

This user owns a Kick The Cheat.

This user wishes he owned Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his iPod.

About Me

My name's cornbread. I mean, Woodrow. Yup, muh real name. Some people call me Q. I'm twelve, in seventh grade, and from the exact center of Connecticut. I guess you could say I'm a nerd. I love quantum mechanics, and me and my dad have a discussion about it almost every day after supper. My username has been my username for anything internet since the Half-Blood Prince came out (except for my screenname on AIM, which is slughorn42. Sluggy somes from Professor Slughorn, and 42 is the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything, according to Douglas Adams in his Hitchhiker's Trilogy.) I've memorized a bit of pi: 3.141592653589793238462643383. Twenty-seven decimal places.

How I Got Into The H Star R

I guess I really owe it to my girlfriend (who owes it to a certain Sasa, who owes it to her brother, from how I understand it). She gave me a link to the new sbemail at the time, long pants, because I was freaked out about her and some other people who went around saying that rediculous line, 'long long long long long long pants!'. So I havent really been with the site long. Thanks to her, I probably can't say ten sentances without something related to it. I've watched every single toon on the site ever (probably), and the guys at school think I'm crazy because of it. My favorite sbemail ever is absatotalutely narrator.

Tell Me More, Sir!

Obviously I want to be some high-tech engineer or something. Or like, study quantum theory. Who knows, somewhere there might be a sport where a telephone pole jumps off the ground and is caught by a very suprised looking man in a skirt. (For those who don't know, there is a sport in Scotland involving throwing a telephone pole as far as possible.)

Favorite Quotes

Ohhhhh... If you want it to be possessive,
It's just "I-T-S."
But if it's supposed to be a contraction,
Then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S,"
Scalawag.

You shank my jengaship!

Please move towards the center of the email and away from the doors.

I'm not your babysitter. Or your Dad. Or your, Dadbysitter.

THIS BOOK IS TOO LONG!

Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too.

Well, I found the problem. Looks like somebody tried to cram-a-lam a Swiss Cake Roll into the disk drive.

Dot dot dot!

Twees it around!

Number of the Week (or so, or whenever I update it)

42: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything- at least according to Deep Thought. It took him seven billion years to come up with that one. Personally, I think he got confused, and thought they asked "what is six times seven?"

Old ones

• 3.1415926535897932384626433: Pi (or at least what I've memorized)- the circumference of a circle divided by the diameter of it.
• 6.0225*10²³: Avogadro's Number- approx. the number of atoms of a particular element in a mole. (Yup. I'm twelve alright.)

Some Emails I Sent to SB

I'm going to warn you some all of these emails are pretty stupid, so, read on carefully. (And really, I am representing people from muh school.)

subject: buisness

Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you start your own buisness that would someday rival Bubs'?
Holy Crapola,
Representee of some guys from McGee School
Berlin, CT

subject: intellegence agency

dear strong bad,
does strong badia have an intellegence agency? if you did, you could spy on homestar and the stupid things he does.
crapity crap,
representee of some guys from mcgee school, berlin, ct

subject: answer?

Strong Bad,
If I keep emailing you, will you ever answer me?
Thanks,
That same guy that is still a representee of McGee Middle School in Berlin, CT.
Really.
And I know this email has absolutely no chance of being answered.
Especially if I dont make any spelling errors.
I guess I'll send this now.

subject: school? job?

Wazzap Strong Bad-
Before you went to CGNU, what schools did you go to? Also, whats your job?
Still sending emails to you,
Representee of the infamous McGee Middle School,
Berlin CT

Probably more crazy crap to come! - Sluggy42^(Talk|Cont.)

External Links

My Blog MuggleNet Download the Tandy 400 font