Count Longardeaux's Book

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== Known Records ==
== Known Records ==
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Image:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]'''<br />(Biggest Waste of [[Dump]])</center>
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! Image !! Record !! Record Holder
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Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''<br />(Least Healthiest (Man?))</center>
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Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''<br />(The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!)</center>
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|[[Image:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|150px]] || Biggest Waste of Dump || [[Strong Sad]]
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Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]'''<br />(Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad)</center>
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Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''<br />(Pole Vault (Photo Unavailable)</center>
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|[[Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|150px]] || Least Healthiest (Man?) || [[The King of Town]]
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Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|<center>'''[[Bubs]]'''<br />(Cutest Couple)</center>
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Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]'''<br />(Longest "Bull Honkey")</center>
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|[[Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|150px]] || The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! || [[Homsar]]
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|[[Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|150px]] || Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad || [[Strong Mad]]
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|[[Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|150px]] || Pole Vault || [[Marzipan]]
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|[[Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|150px]] || Cutest Couple || [[Bubs]]
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== Known Redneck Jokes ==
== Known Redneck Jokes ==

Revision as of 21:09, 9 February 2007

"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."

Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book."

Known Records

Image Record Record Holder
Biggest Waste of Dump Strong Sad
Least Healthiest (Man?) The King of Town
The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! Homsar
Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad Strong Mad
Pole Vault Marzipan
Cutest Couple Bubs
Longest "Bull Honkey" Strong Bad

Known Redneck Jokes

  • Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
  • A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!
  • Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
  • A: Probably sushi!
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