Homestar Jr.
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The '''Homestar Jr.''' is a veggie burger made for [[Marzipan]] by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile." He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes. | The '''Homestar Jr.''' is a veggie burger made for [[Marzipan]] by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile." He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes. | ||
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*"Put that freakin' sandwich down!" | *"Put that freakin' sandwich down!" | ||
*"No, it was me, Homestar Runner!" | *"No, it was me, Homestar Runner!" | ||
Revision as of 00:10, 12 March 2007
The Homestar Jr. is a veggie burger made for Marzipan by Homestar Runner in Where's The Cheat?. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile." He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes.
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Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (assumed by Marzipan)
- "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
- "No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
- "Will you PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"
Homestar Jr. Recipe
- 1 Sesame Seed Bun
- 1 Veggieburger patty
- 2-3 leaves of lettuce
- Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise
- 2 Green Olives with pimentos
- Two wooden toothpicks
Fun Facts
Remarks
- To date, the use of Fluffy Puff Mayo in the construction of the Homestar Jr. in Where's The Cheat? is the only known application of the ambiguous spread.
Real-World References
- This is a possible reference to the Florida Department of Citrus ad campaign during the late 1990s that featured a talking ham sandwich (complete with olive/toothpick eyes) who urged viewers to drink more orange juice.
