Marzipan's Outgoing Messages

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(Odd... (that's a very obscure Lion King reference))
(Okay, after a small malfunction, I have the last few greetings. Now can we begin the discussion?)
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] || [[French|Bonjour]], [[Spanish|amigos]]. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone.  
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] || [[French|Bonjour]], [[Spanish|amigos]]. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone.  
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] || Hi, this is M-A-R-Z-I-P-A-N. Please leave me a message after the B-E-E-P.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] (second tape) || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey, this is Marzipan... and, uhm... leave a message after my beeps. Beep.
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| [[Marzipan's Ansering Macine Version 10.2]] || Hi guys! Leave me a message, and I'll leave you with an abstract thought. Is a penguin a bird or a duck?
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] || Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out expanding my horizons. Leave me a message.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] || Yeah, yeah. Leave a message.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] ||  Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something. So just leave me a message.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] || Aloha, this is Marzipan. I'm lounging on the lanai, enjoying a wheatgrass-tini, in my wheatgrass-kini. Please leave a mauka-makai-message.
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| [[Marzipan's Ansering Machine Version 15.2]] || Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm currently drowning in the abyss, but please leave me a message anyway.
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| [[personal favorites]] || Hi, this is Marzipian.
| [[personal favorites]] || Hi, this is Marzipian.
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| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || Hi, this is Marzipan.
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| [[garage sale]] || It's a great day at Marzipan's! Please leave me a message.
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| [[Jibblies 2]] || Boo! This is Marzipan. Leave me a spooky message.
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Revision as of 02:18, 30 April 2008

"Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey!"

Here is a list of the greetings that Marzipan recorded for either her Answering Machine or her PhoneTime XL8, including some that played in toons of genres other than Marzipan's Answering Machine.

The Greetings

Version Greetings
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0 Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out looking at the fall colors. Please leave me a message, and I'll call you right back.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0 Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0 Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out doing some very important things, so please leave me a message, and if this is Strong Bad calling to prank call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest? 'Cause that one's my favorite. Okay. Bye.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 Hi, this is Marzipan. {singing} Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a messa—
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'. Please leave me a message.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 Ooo! Oooo! Happy Halloween, don't be too scared... 'cause it's Halloween. Please leave a message. This is Marzipan.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0 Bonjour, amigos. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 Hi, this is M-A-R-Z-I-P-A-N. Please leave me a message after the B-E-E-P.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 (second tape) HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey, this is Marzipan... and, uhm... leave a message after my beeps. Beep.
Marzipan's Ansering Macine Version 10.2 Hi guys! Leave me a message, and I'll leave you with an abstract thought. Is a penguin a bird or a duck?
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out expanding my horizons. Leave me a message.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 Yeah, yeah. Leave a message.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something. So just leave me a message.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 Aloha, this is Marzipan. I'm lounging on the lanai, enjoying a wheatgrass-tini, in my wheatgrass-kini. Please leave a mauka-makai-message.
Marzipan's Ansering Machine Version 15.2 Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm currently drowning in the abyss, but please leave me a message anyway.

Greetings Used In Other Toons

Toon Greetings
Where's The Cheat? Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me a message.
personal favorites Hi, this is Marzipian.
Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon Hi, this is Marzipan.
garage sale It's a great day at Marzipan's! Please leave me a message.
Jibblies 2 Boo! This is Marzipan. Leave me a spooky message.
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