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<pre>*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly> <!--new quote here--> <noinclude></pre> | <pre>*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly> <!--new quote here--> <noinclude></pre> | ||
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> "Would you like to try a combo meal?" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> "Would you like to try a [[Drive-Thru|combo meal]]?" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> "[[Drive-Thru|Sever your leg]], please. It's the greatest day." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "Steve, drive around to the seventh window." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "Steve, drive around to the [[Drive-Thru|seventh window]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "Pour gravel on your stump please, [[mini-golf|ma'am]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "Relinquish your pipes please, [[Blubb-O's Commercial|fellas]]!" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Register does not contain more than fifty doctors." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Register does not contain [[Blubb-O's Commercial|more than fifty doctors]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "You're living a lie. Would you like [[Blubb-O's Commercial|cash back]]?" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "It's brown." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "It's [[Drive-Thru|brown]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "Cave your brown." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "Cave your [[mini-golf|brown]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "Please enter your password." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "Please enter your [[Drive-Thru|password]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "Would you like monkeys with that?" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "Would you like [[Homestar Ruiner|monkeys]] with that?" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will [[Homestar Ruiner|remain open]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera! Thank you!" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera! [[Homestar Ruiner|Thank you]]!" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> "Welcome to Blubb-O's!" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> "[[Homestar Ruiner|Welcome]] to Blubb-O's!" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "When the End Times come, we will all [[Homestar Ruiner|dance the]] Conga of the Apocalypse." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> "I've got your nostrum right here." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> "I've got your [[Homestar Ruiner|nostrum]] right here." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> "Whoo-hooo!" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> "[[Homestar Ruiner|Whoo-hooo]]!" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to [[Homestar Ruiner|bite me]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "For a new dynamic, please drive through!" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "For a new dynamic, please [[Homestar Ruiner|drive through]]!" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "Special orders can be upsetting." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "Special orders can be [[Homestar Ruiner|upsetting]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "You can't get ahead until you get a head!" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "You can't get ahead until you [[Homestar Ruiner|get a head]]!" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day!" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "Sever your head, please. [[Homestar Ruiner|It's the greatest day]]!" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "A typical Fhqwhgad can go for weeks without showering." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "A typical [[Homestar Ruiner|Fhqwhgad]] can go for weeks without showering." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "We request happy green time!" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "We request [[Homestar Ruiner|happy green time]]!" <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "Lighten up, jumpy jumperson." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "Lighten up, [[Homestar Ruiner|jumpy jumperson]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!" <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "We've eliminated the competition, now it's [[Homestar Ruiner|your turn]]!" <noinclude> |
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'" <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'" <noinclude> | ||
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "Blubb-O's Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "Blubb-O's Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered [[Homestar Ruiner|whale fat]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our [[Homestar Ruiner|fan mail]]." <noinclude> |
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "Will you be my candy-colored valentine?" <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "Will you be my candy-colored valentine?" <noinclude> | ||
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Always double-down with a king in the hole." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Always double-down with a [[Homestar Ruiner|king in the hole]]." <noinclude> |
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "You never call, you never write..." <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "[[Homestar Ruiner|You never call, you never write]]..." <noinclude> |
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Revision as of 23:08, 16 August 2008
This template adds one random Drive-Thru Whale quote to a page or caption.
To add a new quote to this page:
- Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
- Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
- Change the total number of quotes in the
#randfunction at the top.
*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly> <!--new quote here--> <noinclude>
- "Would you like to try a combo meal?"
- "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
- "Steve, drive around to the seventh window."
- "Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am."
- "Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!"
- "Register does not contain more than fifty doctors."
- "You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?"
- "It's brown."
- "Cave your brown."
- "Please enter your password."
- "Would you like monkeys with that?"
- "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open."
- "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera! Thank you!"
- "Welcome to Blubb-O's!"
- "When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse."
- "I've got your nostrum right here."
- "Whoo-hooo!"
- "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me."
- "For a new dynamic, please drive through!"
- "Special orders can be upsetting."
- "You can't get ahead until you get a head!"
- "Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day!"
- "A typical Fhqwhgad can go for weeks without showering."
- "We request happy green time!"
- "Lighten up, jumpy jumperson."
- "We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!"
- "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'"
- "Blubb-O's Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat."
- "We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail."
- "Will you be my candy-colored valentine?"
- "Always double-down with a king in the hole."
- "You never call, you never write..."
