From Homestar Runner Wiki
 My Story
It all started back in elementary school. I was in the school district's gifted program. Before class, my friend Vineeth called me over to show me something he and some others were watching. It seemed to be really funny. I just kept on walking. I didn't know it at the time, but they were watching First Time Here?. A couple years later (but still in elementary school, like maybe fourth or fifth grade), I somehow found out about homestarrunner.com and started to visit every once in a while. I had even found out about the wiki! Of course, I didn't do any editing until, like, sixth grade. Anyway, my mom banned me from the site, but let me back on a little bit later. Then I started editing. The only problem was that the next day, the changes I made were deleted! Then I decided to join the wiki. That was a couple of months ago. My name is Neox ONION BUBS!.
 T-too many userboxes...
 BREAKING NEWS
Being as awesome and famous as you are, you must get a lot of hate mail. What do you do with it all? Is there some special kind of deletion process you save for hate mail situations?
OK, KirbyfanNeox Neox ONION BUBS! 00:31, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
 Favorite Quotes
- "Dangit, chrona trigga! ... Chrona trigga! ... Chrhn—Chrono Trigger! ... Magus, I'm gonn... I'll kill you."
- "I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone."
- "BEEF AND CHEDDAR! FIVE FOR FIVE!"
- "Wow. I can't believe the night of the big Decemberween pageant has finally arrived! After all the weeks and weeks of rehearsing and practicing and memorizing lines...""Homestar, I don't think those are your lines.""What?!"
- "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon."
- "Are you even trying anymore?"
- "Just cram a little oom-pah down your pants, and you'll be up that rope in no times!"
- "Don't give me none of that crosstalk!"
- "You believe in the message now!""I really do!"
- "The King's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat The Chort!!"
- "Dangit, purple wrench!"
- "Check the East German's pants!"
 Other places you can find me at
I have accounts on other websites, too. On YouTube and this one program called Roblox, I am Kirbyfan87827. On a fanfiction site (linked below), I am JRol (a nickname I have at school). and on Homestar Runner Wiki, I am Neox! ^_^ Oh, wait...
- Two userboxes based off of the "Homsar's word's of wisdom" userbox, only using the Senor Cardgage and Drive-Thru Whale random quote templates.
- Reg Having the Ball at the Top of the Key (I hope it makes it!)
- UPDATE:It didn't make it. T_T
 Game Stuff I Gots
I am a hardcore gamer, and as such, I have a growing collection of things...
- Strategy guides (Yoshi's Island DS, Super Smash Bros. Melee, The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker, Tekken 3, Pokemon Diamond/Pearl and Donkey Kong Country)
- A game organizer for the Gamecube which I hardly ever use anymore (since I got a Wii I hardly ever use my Gamecube anymore, for that matter)
- A WORKING COMMODORE 64!
- A PS1, Game Boy Advance and Game Boy Color
 Favorite Flash Games
- Now you're thinking with portals.
- 20 games with 5 lives, with a final boss. Think you have what it takes?
- The sequel to the above game. Now you can play 20 games with 7 lives, 50 games with 10 lives, or even 50 games with one life. Add a new final boss into the mix and you have a challenge.
- The sequel to the above game. Now you can play a different set of games using the mouse!
- Anniversary Edition!
- The Impossible Quiz! (not so impossible)
- The sequel to the above game. (also not so impossible)
- Draw lines so the ball can reach the red square!
- Make a track so the riders can collect the coins and reach the end!
- Don't let the man take your mouse!
 Favorite costumes for each character!
 My Evil Overlord List
You might have heard of the Evil Overlord List. This is a list of things a person would do if he was an evil overlord. If you haven't heard of this list, click here. Well, I've made my own list. If you have some suggestions, post them on my talk page. If I like them, I will not only add them to my list, I will add the username of whoever suggested the suggestions. well, here goes:
- The Big Red Button will NOT cause my base or doomsday device to self-destruct. Instead, if I press it, the doomsday device will activate. If anyone else presses it, they will die instantly.
- If the good guy askes to see his loved ones one last time as he is about to be executed by my executioner, I will say yes...and kill them along with him.
- Any hopful new additions to my Evil Army Legion must undergo a loyalty test. If they fail, they die. The ones who passed the test will then undergo a competence test. Those who fail will be put into a machine that makes the incompetent people competent. At that point they would undergo a skill test at which point they would be put into ranks according to their results.
 Check this out!
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