Donut Unto Others

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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.
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H* I honestly wonder how many million donuts i'll sell on my first day? 3 4 8?  i've gotta be ready for the 309pm donut rush you know?  oohhh here it comes.
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bubs: well helloo, hoomestar.
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hello there, donut rush, what can i get for you?
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it's really great to very see you Homestar.
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h* huhhm it's good to see you too, i guess
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i'm delighted you decided to set up shop only 10ft away from me
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we could be a conglomerate, like kfc taco bell madison texas and ***giberish** nasa
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yes. that is a really outstanding ideeeaaaa
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um bubs?  are we in a fight?
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why you think that?  you opened up a competing donut right across the street from me
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the street?
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right across the way from me
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but i thought you sold questionable medical coverage
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that was 2hrs ago.  now i'm in the donut business.  how's that coverage working for you?
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i gotta go get ready for the big 309PM donut rush when next we meet, twil be on the donut field of battle
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*POOF*  ooh.  alright gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down.  I need fried dough so bad it hurts!  according to the ____i got back from taco bell nasa, we're gonna need in the 3-8 million range to maintain my caloric intake
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now, commence marketing bombardment
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mine's a ship from a 3rd world country named homa modday, so i can legally print "Homemade" on the package
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i've got great gumption and an adorable speech impootaboot
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marzipan raves "hey get outta my kitchen you!"
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alright alright alright.  you both make excellent cases.  but of i've come to my decision
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"health inspector"
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hey potential customer, would you like several million donuts?
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no, i don't want one
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but do you don't not want one
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i'm the health inspector, here to hopefully shut you down.  now rub this swab under your grease trap______
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yes sir, inspector
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andd..wublwubl wubl... *kick*
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*ahhhhh my face*
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ahahahahahaha
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*...my face!!!*  bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage... at least questionably so?  bubs?
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dooot droot dooba doop doop doop
== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==

Revision as of 10:58, 6 April 2009

Toon Category: Shorts
watch ← 4 Gregs Strong Bad Sings →
Homestar Runner opens his own Donut stand, much to the chagrin of Bubs

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Bubs, The King of Town, Strong Bad

Places: Marzipan's House, Bubs' Concession Stand

Date: Monday, April 6, 2009

Running Time: 3:56

Page Title: Hey There, Doughnut Rush!

Transcript

{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan Enters}

MARZIPAN: Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade donuts for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the donut factory!

MARZIPAN: No, since when?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why, just last night! {Homestar appears in his dream wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it and only one leg} I dreamt that I was a french long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!

MARZIPAN: And that made you want to start a donut shop?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes sir! Like I said, It's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?

MARZIPAN: {Picks up a small note from the table} There's just this square of TP that says "dog-nut" on it."

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, yeah. That's it. My secret recipe.

MARZIPAN: {Sighs} I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.

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H* I honestly wonder how many million donuts i'll sell on my first day? 3 4 8? i've gotta be ready for the 309pm donut rush you know? oohhh here it comes.

bubs: well helloo, hoomestar.

hello there, donut rush, what can i get for you?

it's really great to very see you Homestar.

h* huhhm it's good to see you too, i guess

i'm delighted you decided to set up shop only 10ft away from me

we could be a conglomerate, like kfc taco bell madison texas and ***giberish** nasa


yes. that is a really outstanding ideeeaaaa

um bubs? are we in a fight?

why you think that? you opened up a competing donut right across the street from me

the street?

right across the way from me

but i thought you sold questionable medical coverage

that was 2hrs ago. now i'm in the donut business. how's that coverage working for you?


i gotta go get ready for the big 309PM donut rush when next we meet, twil be on the donut field of battle


  • POOF* ooh. alright gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! according to the ____i got back from taco bell nasa, we're gonna need in the 3-8 million range to maintain my caloric intake

now, commence marketing bombardment


mine's a ship from a 3rd world country named homa modday, so i can legally print "Homemade" on the package

i've got great gumption and an adorable speech impootaboot


marzipan raves "hey get outta my kitchen you!"


alright alright alright. you both make excellent cases. but of i've come to my decision

"health inspector"

hey potential customer, would you like several million donuts?

no, i don't want one

but do you don't not want one

i'm the health inspector, here to hopefully shut you down. now rub this swab under your grease trap______

yes sir, inspector

andd..wublwubl wubl... *kick*

  • ahhhhh my face*

ahahahahahaha

  • ...my face!!!* bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage... at least questionably so? bubs?


dooot droot dooba doop doop doop

Fun Facts

Inside References

  • Homestar claiming he was a French long-jump champion is another instance of French. The flag he wears in his dream is actually the flag of Mexico.
  • Strong Bad smiles in this short.
  • The King of Town appears from hammerspace.
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