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Revision as of 01:49, 10 September 2009
Go here to play my userpage game, or click here to skip it.
I came across this HSR-themed "What Character Are You?" thing:
WHAT?! I thought I was the Drive-Thru Whale. Anyways, it's here: http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html
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Question 1
- What is your name?
- Alternatively, I'm pretty hungry, so if you got anything to eat on you, I'll
give you the TrogHelmet(TM)let you go on the next question.- What wouldst thou deau?
- Alternatively, I'm pretty hungry, so if you got anything to eat on you, I'll
1.Dennis
Question 2
- What is your quest?
- I'm pretty thirsty. I'll
be's your best friendgive you the TrogShield(TM)let you on to question 3.- All obvious exits are blocked by some guy with a nunchuck gun. And cool, cool shades.
- What wouldst thou deau?
- All obvious exits are blocked by some guy with a nunchuck gun. And cool, cool shades.
- I'm pretty thirsty. I'll
2.Dennis
Question 3
- What is your favorite color?
- OR: What is the flight speed of a fully laden swallow?
- OR: I am here, today, stealing your presents. Sorry, kids, today is not your lucky day.
- OR: My back's killing me. If you've got something for it, I could
give you the TrogSwordlet you see the userpage.- What wouldst thou do?
- OR: My back's killing me. If you've got something for it, I could
- OR: I am here, today, stealing your presents. Sorry, kids, today is not your lucky day.
- OR: What is the flight speed of a fully laden swallow?
2.Dennis
3.Blue
5.Red
7.Green
8.What do you mean? African or European?
9.Purple
10.Get ye flask
11.Other color
Intro
Greetings! I am Strong Vader! Guys, line up to my left for high-fives! Girls, line up to my right for make-outs! ... [Crickets chirping]... Like I said, I'm Strong Vader, Star Wars Fan (Nerd), Violinist & Pianist Extraordinaire, Chess Master, and um... just look at the user boxes, will you? I think I have...a...food in the oven that I need to take care of.
Um...Anybody want to play my userpage game again?
How Do I Feel Right Now?
Like a Rabid The Cheat. In a puke pail. In Bubs's office. In jail.
Words of Wisdom
"Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole." -Pex, from "Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code"
My Life (Stupid Crap You Can Skip)
- My real name is Charles Jang
- Born in South Korea 4/21/1994
- Moved to USA (St. Louis, MO) in '96
- Moved to Ft. Worth, TX in '98
- Played Violin & Piano since '00
- I'm a Conservative. Yeah.
- Found homestarrunner.com in '03, fanatic status confirmed in '06
- Found HRWiki in '06 (coincidence?)
Stuff I Like (In No Particular Order)
- Homestarrunner.com
- Homestar Runner Wiki
- Dilbert
- Peanuts-the comic strip, not the legume
- Calvin and Hobbes
- FoxTrot
- Chess
- Violin, Piano
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series
- Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With
StringsPostal Tape - Reading
- Subways' Chicken Teriyaki Sandwiches (Five Dollar Footlong, Where Art Thou?)
- Dilbert TV Series
- MythBusters
- Classical Music
- Chad Vader
- YouTube channel nigahiga] (see How to Be Ninja, How to be Gangster, How to be Emo, and How to be Nerd)
- Favorite Sbemail: virus
- Rush Limbaugh
- Sean Hannity
- Glenn Beck
- Mark Levin
My sworn enemy, Homestar Skyrunner.
Movies I Like:
- ANYTHING by Mel Brooks (especially Spaceballs and [Robin Hood: Men in Tights
- Good Burger
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Dangeresque I: Dangeresque, Too?
- Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque I
- Dangeresque III: The Criminal Projective
- Star Wars IV-VI (Prequel Trilogy, not so much)
- Austin Powers films
Books I Like:
- Anything by Tom Clancy (Especially [The Hunt for Red October)
- No, Tom Clancy's books' lengths are fine, unlike his spin-off, Tom Clanky (Too long, Clanky, too long!)
- Stuff by Harry Turtledove
- Lemony Snicket books
- Etc.
Anybody Inquiring About A CHALLENGE?!?!?!
This has been moved to my talk page. Get out of here, ya moron!
Crap I Hate
1. Excessively negative people
2. Certain Communists Democrats
3. No Homestar Runner Dot Com updates
4. Rap
5. Are You Chinese? Japanese? Vietnamese?
6. Hey! That's cheating! No, you moron, it's en passant/castling
7. Induhviduals
8. Vista bugs
9. Jar Jar Binks
10. Giving chocolate desserts dangerous names
*11. No new posts on Strong Badia the Free
*Not in bottom 10
Message
If you wish to continue reading relatively interesting stuff, and not contextless game stuff, put two quarters into your machine and press here
WRONG!
What do you think you are, some kind of Thy Dungeonman? Well...I don't know what game this is, either, but that isn't it! Nor any of the sequels, either! Back to the beginning!
WRONG!II
It didn't work the last time! Back to the beginning!
WRONG!III
The nunchuck gun wrestle man beats you up, whipping you and beating you, until you sing campfire songs in the voice of a little girl. Back to the beginning!
Other Message
If this is too hard, watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and/or play Peasant's Quest.
WRONG!IV
That didn't work for STRONG BAD and it won't work for you! Back to the beginning!
WRONG!V
IT DOESN'T...Dennis kills you. You dead. Your head a splode. Back to the beginning!
WRONG!VI
Ye can't get ye flask. Want to try getting ye precious flask again?
Try that again?
Ye tug ye flask from the wall and the wiki falls on your head! Musta been a load-bearing flask. Back to the beginning! MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-ha-HA!
Special
I don't know that...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
sigh...
OK, Mr., Ms., Mrs., or Fraulein Clever Dan.
Favo Quotes
Strong Bad
- Well, [poking Pom Pom with a pin on fire] had to be done in the name of science. Or more accurately, because some stupid kid e-mailed me and told me to. I hope you're happy, Kevin!
- I'LL GET YOU, KEVIN GRUMBLES!
- The Cheat! I told you to remove the Phtoom! All we needed was the Bang!
- You set me up! You set me up! The Cheat! Tell him he set you up!
- I keep telling you, Firebert's not a good commando name.
- I'm not doing an e-mail song this week! Oh, wait-
- Well, if it isn't the big yellow blob and Pom Pom!
- Awwww, now my head's not taped to the TV!
- A multipart one:
- STRONG BAD: I have been told that you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is that true?
- HOMESTAR: Lah dee da da dee da da lah da da dee!
- STRONG BAD: I guess that answers my question.
- Another multipart one:
- Strong Bad: Hey, the Cheat-whoa, you're already here. Some town in North Dakota wants you to say something normal, like, um...Douglas.
- THE CHEAT: Meh!
- STRONG BAD: Douglasss...
- THE CHEAT: Meh!
- STRONG BAD: Douglas!
- THE CHEAT: Meh! [leaves.]
- STRONG BAD: Well, there you go, Cory, North Dakota, egh- oh, hi, Strong Mad. Say "Douglas".
- STRONG MAD: NO!
- STRONG BAD: Douglasss...
- STRONG MAD: NO!
- STRONG BAD: Douglas!
- STRONG MAD: NO! [leaves]
- STRONG BAD: Hey, Strong Sad!
- STRONG BAD: Douglas! [Strong Bad hits him with the keyboard to the Compy.]
LukeHomestar, I am your father! (Not a real quote, but don't you wish it was?)
As Dangeresque
- Looks like we're gonna have to jump!
Homestar Runner
- Meh! I'm the Cheat!
- Homestarrunner dot net! It's dot com!
- Put that freakin' sandwich down!
- Hey guys, is this that Super Giants video?
- I'm here every week. It's just that usually, I'm behind the black. In fact, I think I might even live here.
- My contract says that I cannot talk about, drink, or bathe in any other liquid!
- Strong Bad, the good times are over. I swallowed your computer.
The Cheat
- Meh mreh menzreh, meh meh meh! "Just say, 'Screw all y'all'."
- Meh merehmemehmehmeh mehmemimezrehmeh. Meh! "Now get that camera out of my face before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. Meh!
Bubs
- Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout!
- CRABBADONK!
- Let's see here...Bail Bondsman...Paranormal Investigator...Normal Investigator...Ah, here we are! Dr. Bubs!
- Don't you talk to me!
- My mouth was a broken JPEG! I had no choice!
- A multipart one:
- Strong Bad: So wait a minute. Your black market sells quality goods, but your concession stand sells dangerous crap?
- Bubs: That's right! I've got a rep-a-tation to uphold!
Strong Mad
- GARBLEDINA!
- THE CHEAT IS TOO A COW!
Coach Z
- JAEAERORB!
- Way-o! Way-o!
- Jorbaly jorbaly jorbaly!
- Introducing the Coach Z Sog Dog: MMM! Drink in that bun!
Pom Pom
- Bubble bubble blorble bubble
Stinkoman
- Hey, Big Nose!
- Dot-dot-dot!
- 20 X-ty 6!
The Poopsmith
...
Marzipan
- Hey guys, Homestar Jr.'s starting to talk now. He just said, "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
Strong Sad
- Hey, it's the Deathly Pallor comin' at you at Numbitty 902, the STURGE! Don't you touch that ZABBATIBLOUGH!
Homsar
- You just shanked my jengajam!
- A multipart one:
- HORRIBLE PAINTING: Come on in here?
- HOMSAR: I'm a touchy-feely-holic!
- HORRIBLE PAINTING: Jibblie jibblie jibblie!
The King of Town
The King of Town has never said anything funny.
My Wiki Accomplishments (This is Gonna be Short)
- A few edits
- My userpage
- Subtitles for Sbemail 202.
- Teen Girl Squad Deaths that I made sometime when I was bored. (I was surprised to see that it didn't exist yet).
- Subtitles for Compy Catalog, even though it got edited quite a bit since I made the rough copy.