Count Longardeaux's Book
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[[Image: worldly record book.png|thumb|"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."]] | [[Image: worldly record book.png|thumb|"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."]] | ||
| - | '''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''' is a record book made up and referenced by | + | '''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''' is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. [[Homestar Runner]] uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "[[record book]]". |
== Known Records == | == Known Records == | ||
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| - | Image:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG| | + | ! Image !! Record !! Chapter !! Record Holder |
| - | Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG| | + | |- |
| - | Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG| | + | |[[Image:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|150px]] || Biggest Waste of Dump || 7 - Records of Loneliness || [[Strong Sad|Strong <small>"The Biggest Waste of Dump"</small> Sad]] |
| - | Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG| | + | |- |
| - | Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|[[Marzipan]] | + | |[[Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|150px]] || Least Healthiest (Man?) || 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records ||[[The King of Town]] |
| - | Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|[[Bubs]] | + | |- |
| - | Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG| | + | |[[Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|150px]] || The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award <br><br>Or Best Offer! || 81 - Awkwardnesses || [[Homsar]] |
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| + | |[[Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|150px]] || Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad <br><br>Just One! || 2 - Special Records || [[Strong Mad]] | ||
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| + | |[[Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|150px]] || Pole Vault <br><br>20 ft. 1.5 in. || 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field || [[Marzipan]] | ||
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| + | |[[Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|150px]] || Cutest Couple || 9 - Superlatives || [[Bubs]] | ||
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| + | |[[Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|150px]] || Longest "Bull Honkey" <br><br>13.4 seconds || 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records || [[Strong Bad|The Human Strong Bad]] | ||
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| + | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness". | ||
== Known Redneck Jokes == | == Known Redneck Jokes == | ||
*Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? | *Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? | ||
| - | *A: | + | *A: Man, they do not wear shirts! |
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*Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? | *Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? | ||
*A: Probably sushi! | *A: Probably sushi! | ||
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| + | == See Also == | ||
| + | *[[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]] | ||
[[Category:Books]] | [[Category:Books]] | ||
Current revision as of 21:16, 16 October 2009
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book".
Contents |
[edit] Known Records
| Image | Record | Chapter | Record Holder |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Biggest Waste of Dump | 7 - Records of Loneliness | Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad |
 | Least Healthiest (Man?) | 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records | The King of Town |
 | The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! | 81 - Awkwardnesses | Homsar |
 | Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad Just One! | 2 - Special Records | Strong Mad |
 | Pole Vault 20 ft. 1.5 in. | 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field | Marzipan |
 | Cutest Couple | 9 - Superlatives | Bubs |
 | Longest "Bull Honkey" 13.4 seconds | 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records | The Human Strong Bad |
[edit] Trivia
- There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness".
[edit] Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
