Homestar Jr.

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The '''Homestar Jr.''' is a veggie burger made for [[Marzipan]] by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile." He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes.
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The '''Homestar Jr.''' is a veggie [[burger]] made for [[Marzipan]] by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile". He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes. The company that makes "him" apparently sponsors [[The Show]].
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===Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (assumed by Marzipan)===
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==Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marzipan)==
*"Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
*"Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
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*"Will you PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"
*"Will you PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"
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===Homestar Jr. Recipe===
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== Appearances ==
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*[[Where's The Cheat]]
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*[[Punkin Show]]
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*1 Sesame Seed Bun
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[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Pseudocharacters]]
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*1 Veggieburger patty
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*2-3 leaves of lettuce
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*Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise
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*2 Green Olives with pimentos
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*Two wooden toothpicks
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== Fun Facts ==
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=== Remarks ===
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*To date, the use of [[Fluffy Puff Mayo]] in the construction of the Homestar Jr. in [[Where's The Cheat?]] is the only known application of the ambiguous spread.
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=== Real-World References ===
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* This is a possible reference to the Florida Department of Citrus ad campaign during the late 1990s that featured a talking ham sandwich (complete with olive/toothpick eyes) who urged viewers to drink more orange juice.
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* Totally only a guess by this reader, but it might also be a reference to the Carl's, Jr. hamburger fast-food restaraunt -- then again, as Strong Bad might say, "It totally might be not that at all."
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Current revision as of 01:54, 21 May 2016

"Umm... yeah. It's cute and all, but, um, it's not that cute."

The Homestar Jr. is a veggie burger made for Marzipan by Homestar Runner in Where's The Cheat?. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile". He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes. The company that makes "him" apparently sponsors The Show.

[edit] Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marzipan)

  • "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
  • "No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
  • "Will you PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"

[edit] Appearances

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