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''{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}'' | ''{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}'' | ||
| - | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, now let's start | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!! |
'''SO AND SO:''' A'ight. | '''SO AND SO:''' A'ight. | ||
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''{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}'' | ''{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}'' | ||
| - | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' VOIP! |
''{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}'' | ''{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}'' | ||
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''{The girls walk right some more.}'' | ''{The girls walk right some more.}'' | ||
| - | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I miss Kristin | + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I miss Kristin...a. |
''{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}'' | ''{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}'' | ||
| - | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' I have a crush on ''EVERY BOY!'' | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' I have a crush on ''EVERY BOY!!'' |
''{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}'' | ''{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}'' | ||
| - | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ARROWED! | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ARROWED!!! |
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' OW! My skin! | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' OW! My skin! | ||
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''{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}'' | ''{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}'' | ||
| - | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PUNT | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PUNT! |
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Dag, yo. | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Dag, yo. | ||
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''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}'' | ''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}'' | ||
| - | '''CHEERLEADER:''' I look so good!! | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' I look so good!!<noinclude> |
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Current revision as of 06:54, 30 August 2016
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}
{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}
CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!
SO AND SO: Word.
THE UGLY ONE: Word.
WHAT'S HER FACE: Word.
{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}
CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!
SO AND SO: A'ight.
THE UGLY ONE: A'ight.
WHAT'S HER FACE: A'ight.
{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: VOIP!
{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}
CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.
{The girls walk right some more.}
WHAT'S HER FACE: I miss Kristin...a.
{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}
THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!!
{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ARROWED!!!
THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!
{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: PUNT!
WHAT'S HER FACE: Dag, yo.
{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}
CHEERLEADER: I look so good!!
