Teen Girl Squad Issue 2
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi gals! How ya LOOKING? | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi gals! How ya LOOKING? | ||
| - | '''SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD! '''WHAT'S | + | '''SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD! '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' OKAY! |
| - | '''WHAT'S | + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I mean so good |
'''CHEERLEADER:''' I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS! | '''CHEERLEADER:''' I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS! | ||
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'''SO AND SO:''' w00t | '''SO AND SO:''' w00t | ||
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' w00t | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' w00t | ||
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'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' You must be girls | '''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' You must be girls | ||
| - | '''WHAT'S | + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{thinking}'' I think I have a chance with this guy |
'''THOMAS:''' BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! | '''THOMAS:''' BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! | ||
Revision as of 02:32, 7 October 2004
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Summary
Teen Girl Squad Episode #2
Page Title: Teen Grrrl Squad!!
So and So almost gets a guy, but he's CHILDREN'd to death. The Ugly One got jimmies.
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {growth spurt!} So and So {school spirit!} What's Her Face {pity friend} The Ugly One {psoriasis!}
CHEERLEADER: Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?
SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD! WHAT'S HER FACE: OKAY!
WHAT'S HER FACE: I mean so good
CHEERLEADER: I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!
SO AND SO: w00t
WHAT'S HER FACE: w00t
THE UGLY ONE: w00t
CHEERLEADER: Let's get started!
{Cloud eats seagulls}
NO I IN TEAM BOY: You must be girls
WHAT'S HER FACE: {thinking} I think I have a chance with this guy
THOMAS: BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
NO I IN TEAM BOY: What happened to her?
SO AND SO: {voice only} She got hurt
SO AND SO: {word balloon only} Thomas hit her with a bat
NO I IN TEAM BOY: Let's date
SO AND SO: I'm down
{The Ugly One gets swooped by an eagle}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Swooped!
{Cheerleader gets grasped by a bat}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Grasped!
SO AND SO: I'm totally crushing!
MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: CHILDREN!
SO AND SO: Where were you guys?
CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: We got jealous
SO AND SO: Let's get yogurt!
THE UGLY ONE: I got jimmies
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It's over!
The End
Fun Facts
- The yogurt place is a mockery of TCBY, The Country's Best Yogurt.
- When cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat"
- FYI- "Jimmies" is Olde English for "sprinkles."
