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I thought you would enjoy it.<br>
I thought you would enjoy it.<br>
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote>
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote>
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:*On January 27, 2019, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393|revealed]] that this haiku was unintentional.
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:*On January 27, 2019, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393|revealed]] that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase.
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*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] &mdash; August 5, 2004 post
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*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] {{--}} August 5, 2004 post
<blockquote>Broken slouchiness,<br />
<blockquote>Broken slouchiness,<br />
Smiling from outside the spine,<br />
Smiling from outside the spine,<br />

Current revision as of 03:14, 4 November 2022

Pray he doesn't get egged.

A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.

A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.

[edit] Appearances

So cool an email.
I thought you would enjoy it.
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...
  • On January 27, 2019, the @StrongBadActual Twitter account revealed that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase.
Broken slouchiness,
Smiling from outside the spine,
Sit up straight for once.
This night. Black as pitch.
Doom from inside me wells up.
Pray I don't get egged.
Rapping at the door.
Fills up agèd pillow case.
So sick of Smarties.
A butt for a face.
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
Stay out of my room.
Computer over?
Virus equals very yes?!
That's not a good prize!
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