Space Program Alternate Take
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Alternate version of the [[space program]] pre-flight check. | Alternate version of the [[space program]] pre-flight check. | ||
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}} | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}/[[Space Captainface]], {{Film|The Cheat}}/[[Strap Coopmore]] |
'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]] | '''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]] | ||
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'''Running Time:''' 1:11 | '''Running Time:''' 1:11 | ||
- | {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|exclusive=true}} (Easter egg) | + | {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|exclusive=true}} (Easter egg), {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}} (Easter egg) |
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
<div style="width:20em; background:#4e99b4; color: white; text-align: center; padding: 1em">'''<span style="color:#fefd38">Alternate Take</span>'''<br>Cap and Strap perform a pre-<br>launch check before blastoff.<br>Note the closed top and port-<br>hole style of Strap's sound<br>effects turret. Listen for<br>Space Captainface's failed<br>catch phrase "Great Planets!"</div> | <div style="width:20em; background:#4e99b4; color: white; text-align: center; padding: 1em">'''<span style="color:#fefd38">Alternate Take</span>'''<br>Cap and Strap perform a pre-<br>launch check before blastoff.<br>Note the closed top and port-<br>hole style of Strap's sound<br>effects turret. Listen for<br>Space Captainface's failed<br>catch phrase "Great Planets!"</div> | ||
- | ''{Strong Bad, in his | + | ''{Strong Bad, in his Space Captainface costume, walks up to [[The Proud Anselmo]]. The Cheat, dressed as The Strap, is holding a wrench and working in the enclosed top.}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' How is the yuletide reactor holding up, Strap? | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' How is the yuletide reactor holding up, Strap? ''{kicks the paper towel tube, which falls off}'' |
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}'' | ||
- | + | ''{Cut to Strong Bad.}'' | |
- | ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Great planets! ''{leaps into the cockpit}'' Let's have a meh/no meh on our pre-launch check list. |
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut to The Cheat.}'' | ||
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | ''{Cut to Strong Bad, who is now holding a clipboard. Drum roll starts in the background.}'' |
- | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}'' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Vinegar-baking soda fuel supply? |
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut to the jug, which drips with white foam.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover; affirmative The Cheat noise}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Crustless balled up pieces of white bread, I mean, orbs of space food? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Crustless balled up pieces of white bread, I mean, orbs of space food? | ||
- | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}'' | + | ''{Cut to four balls of bread in the corner.}'' |
+ | |||
+ | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover; affirmative The Cheat noise}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Precious fifteen dollar cargo? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Precious fifteen dollar cargo? | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{Record scratch as the drumroll ends. Cut to The Cheat, who throws up his arms.}'' |
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What? | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut to a wide shot.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' No meh? What happened to our fifteen bucks? | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut to The Cheat.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explanatory The Cheat noises; holds up "SOUND F/X" CD}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You spent it on a ''{cut to wide shot}'' sound effects CD? How's that going to get us into space? | ||
- | ''' | + | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explanatory The Cheat noises}'' |
- | + | ''{The Cheat plays various laser gun and sci-fi sounds from the CD. Strong Bad looks around in awe.}'' | |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. Those were awesome! Who needs a million dollars when we can listen to... ''{The Cheat gives the CD case to Strong Bad}'' squeaky water pump whenever we want? |
- | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{ | + | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' |
- | + | ''{The Cheat plays squeaky water pump and [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad smiles]].}'' | |
- | + | ==Fun Facts== | |
+ | *"Great planets!" is used again in [[Career Day]]. |
Current revision as of 05:57, 9 November 2022
Alternate version of the space program pre-flight check.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad/Space Captainface, The Cheat/Strap Coopmore
Places: Strong Badia
Running Time: 1:11
DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five (Easter egg), Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD (Easter egg)
[edit] Transcript
Cap and Strap perform a pre-
launch check before blastoff.
Note the closed top and port-
hole style of Strap's sound
effects turret. Listen for
Space Captainface's failed
catch phrase "Great Planets!"
{Strong Bad, in his Space Captainface costume, walks up to The Proud Anselmo. The Cheat, dressed as The Strap, is holding a wrench and working in the enclosed top.}
STRONG BAD: How is the yuletide reactor holding up, Strap? {kicks the paper towel tube, which falls off}
THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noises}
{Cut to Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: Great planets! {leaps into the cockpit} Let's have a meh/no meh on our pre-launch check list.
{Cut to The Cheat.}
THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noise}
{Cut to Strong Bad, who is now holding a clipboard. Drum roll starts in the background.}
STRONG BAD: Vinegar-baking soda fuel supply?
{Cut to the jug, which drips with white foam.}
THE CHEAT: {voiceover; affirmative The Cheat noise}
{Cut back to Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: Crustless balled up pieces of white bread, I mean, orbs of space food?
{Cut to four balls of bread in the corner.}
THE CHEAT: {voiceover; affirmative The Cheat noise}
{Cut back to Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: Precious fifteen dollar cargo?
{Record scratch as the drumroll ends. Cut to The Cheat, who throws up his arms.}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} What?
{Cut to a wide shot.}
STRONG BAD: No meh? What happened to our fifteen bucks?
{Cut to The Cheat.}
THE CHEAT: {explanatory The Cheat noises; holds up "SOUND F/X" CD}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} You spent it on a {cut to wide shot} sound effects CD? How's that going to get us into space?
THE CHEAT: {explanatory The Cheat noises}
{The Cheat plays various laser gun and sci-fi sounds from the CD. Strong Bad looks around in awe.}
STRONG BAD: Whoa. Those were awesome! Who needs a million dollars when we can listen to... {The Cheat gives the CD case to Strong Bad} squeaky water pump whenever we want?
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
{The Cheat plays squeaky water pump and Strong Bad smiles.}
[edit] Fun Facts
- "Great planets!" is used again in Career Day.