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'''STRONG BAD:''' OK, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. ''{reads email}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' OK, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. ''{reads email}'' | ||
| - | < | + | <blockquote class="tandy email">how are you why don't you make a joke<br /> |
| - | how are you why don't you make a joke | + | kiss<br /> |
| - | kiss | + | bettina</blockquote> |
| - | bettina | + | |
| - | </ | + | |
''{Strong Bad reads the email exactly as written}'' | ''{Strong Bad reads the email exactly as written}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence? ''{stops typing, pulls up second email}'' Let's see what else we've got here... ''{reads email}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence? ''{stops typing, pulls up second email}'' Let's see what else we've got here... ''{reads email}'' | ||
| - | < | + | <blockquote class="tandy email">Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br /> |
| - | Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you | + | think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br /> |
| - | think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork! | + | -Jeffrey Gilligan</blockquote> |
| - | -Jeffrey Gilligan | + | |
| - | </ | + | |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree! ''{stops typing, pulls up third email}'' And lastly... ''{reads email}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree! ''{stops typing, pulls up third email}'' And lastly... ''{reads email}'' | ||
| - | < | + | <blockquote class="tandy email">Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br /> |
| - | Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman! | + | neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br /> |
| - | neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up. | + | *kick*<br /> |
| - | *kick* | + | <br /> |
| - | + | -Naomi, AB</blockquote> | |
| - | -Naomi, AB | + | |
| - | </ | + | |
''{Strong Bad reads AB as "ab"}'' | ''{Strong Bad reads AB as "ab"}'' | ||
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''{clears screen, bring up a text adventure, with the following text on the screen}'' | ''{clears screen, bring up a text adventure, with the following text on the screen}'' | ||
| - | < | + | <blockquote class="tandy email">Welcome to Text Quest<br /> |
| - | Welcome to Text Quest | + | <br /> |
| - | + | You are in a hallway. Obvious exits are West, South,<br /> | |
| - | You are in a hallway. Obvious exits are West, South, | + | and Over There. Around you is a dagger and another<br /> |
| - | and Over There. Around you is a dagger and another | + | dagger.<br /> |
| - | dagger. | + | <br /> |
| - | + | What will you do?</blockquote> | |
| - | What will you do? | + | |
| - | </ | + | |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, this is gonna be good. I hope I find some scrolls. Or maybe a flask. ''{typing}'' get dagger | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, this is gonna be good. I hope I find some scrolls. Or maybe a flask. ''{typing}'' get dagger | ||
Revision as of 20:55, 27 May 2005
strongbad_email.exe Bonus Email #2
Strong Bad kills a few E-mail birds with one stone, and answers three emails. This email seems to take place in the Tandy 400 era.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Length: 1:02
Contents |
Transcript
STRONG BAD: OK, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. {reads email}
how are you why don't you make a joke
kiss
bettina
{Strong Bad reads the email exactly as written}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence? {stops typing, pulls up second email} Let's see what else we've got here... {reads email}
Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!
-Jeffrey Gilligan
STRONG BAD: {typing} I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree! {stops typing, pulls up third email} And lastly... {reads email}
Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.
- kick*
-Naomi, AB
{Strong Bad reads AB as "ab"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* Minus 15 hit points! {types that as "-15 hp} {stops typing} Ohh. That put me in the mood for a little text adventure. I'll talk to you guys later!
{clears screen, bring up a text adventure, with the following text on the screen}
Welcome to Text Quest
You are in a hallway. Obvious exits are West, South,
and Over There. Around you is a dagger and another
dagger.
What will you do?
STRONG BAD: Oooh, this is gonna be good. I hope I find some scrolls. Or maybe a flask. {typing} get dagger
{Text appears on the screen reading "What is 'dagger'?"}
STRONG BAD: {angrily} Oh, you stupid game! The dagger you just told me about!
{The Paper comes down}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- You can hear the hum in the background when Strong Bad speaks, implying that this was recorded before The Brothers Chaps got a better mic and thus is an authentic old email.
Real-World References
- "What is dagger?" is probably a reference to how many old text adventures usually wouldn't do what you told them to.
- These emails were originally up on the now defunct WAP version of Strong Bad email.
Fast-Forward
- The text game probably led to Thy Dungeonman, seeing as it's extremely similar.
- The comment on scrolls and flasks are referenced in Thy Dungeonman, for these are key items in Thy Dungeonman.
- The dagger in Thy Dungeonman that you can get without even being told about it is probably a reference to this email.
