Talk:Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship

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When Strong Bad's record book mentioned Marzipan but did not show her picture, was it another sign of his hatred? Bad Bad Guy 00:28, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Marzipan's Answering Machine.

• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0 — Strong Bad suggests that Marzipan stick her head in the toilet & flush it.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 — Strong Bad, in his lame attempt to either to sadden or annoy Marzipan, asks that she come down to the station to identify her boyfriends dead body, while he tries to stiffle his laughter.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0 — Strong Bad calls Marzipan stupid for leaving herself messages and asks her to start calling herself "Ugly-pan" & to stick a couple of pencils up her nose.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Strong Bad says that Marzipan could be president of a royal society for total dorks.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 — Strong Bad calls, pretending to be a doctor, & tells Marzipan she has serious problems & only a couple of weeks left.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 — Strong Bad suggests Marzipan wear all black & walk in the middle of the street, then suggests she not worry about her house getting egged & toilet papered when she leaves.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0 — Strong Bad tries to give Marzipan one million punches in the face, then he tries to get Bub's Grapenuts Robot to tell her to kiss it's butt.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Strong Bad tries to steal Marzipan's cable & make her feel guilty about eating tofu.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 — Strong Bad charges Homestar $500 for a 6 week course on crank-calling Marzipan.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 — Strong Bad claims not to be responsible for the flaming fax machine on her front yard.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 — Strong Bad tells Marzipan that he wants to join her Goat Face Club, but cuts it short to blantantly inform Marzipan that she is ugly. Then he calls her back pretending to be "all of her friends" calling to tell her that they hate her & that she owes them a cake.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 — Strong Bad tries to steal a money pie from Marzipan.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Strong Bad implies that Marzipan's butt is so big that it has its own congressman.— 67.160.77.255 (Talk | contribs) 09:53, 10 November 2008 (left unsigned)

I can only assume that you want us to judge the relevance of the prank calls not already mentioned. Well, I think that 1.0, 2.0, 8.0, 10.2, 11.2, the second half of 12.2, and 15.2 are not direct enough references to count. Especially irrelevant to me are 2.0, part of 3.0, 6.0, 7.0, 10.2, 11.2, and part of 12.2. BBG 18:32, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Too bad, so sad ;_;

[edit] Debutt Good Characters?

Why? What SS, huh, think about it, but with SS:

• In Jibblies 2, Strong Bad calls SS a good character. THough he could have been reffering to just Pom Pom.
• In the SBCG4AP Trailer, He calls Strong Sad a cool Character (Well, actually Homestar, but SB agreed

See? Meaty85203 22:23, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

...no, I fail to see what Strong Sad has to do with Strong Bad and Marzipan's relationship. Methinks you have the wrong page. -YK 00:39, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Chew on this: They had to advance in the story, and one way is Homestar is at Marzipan's house and Marzi gets jibblified, causing him [Strong Bad] to team up with Homestar. If we're doing this, then put it on EVERY SB Relationship page, not one. Meaty85203 02:56, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

...ok, now you're talking about Strong Bad and *Homestar*. Marzipan was already out of the picture at this point, having been jibblified, so I don't really see how SB and H*R teaming up affects *her*, specifically. And I *still* don't see where Strong Sad fits in at all here. -YK 17:43, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

I think what he's saying is that Strong Bad said "all the good characters" had been jibblified after Strong Sad and Marzipan were among the victims, so he's saying both of those characters are "good characters". Even though "all the good characters" in no way implies "none of the bad characters". And we mention this one SB and SS's page, so I think his argument is that we should include it on this page. However, I take the opposite view: it shouldn't be on SB and SS's page. --Jay (Gobble) 18:02, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Close. I meant he said "all" while he probably excluded some people (Marzi, SS). Also, like SB and CZ, SB and Bubs etc. Meaty85203 22:20, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

The only ones we know for sure that SB is counting as "lame" are Coach Z, the KoT, the Poopsmith, and Homestar (the first three characters are only jibblified after that line, and Strong Bad later points out his opinion of Homestar. One can assume he doesn't consider himself lame and is simply not mentioning himself.) The only one we know for sure that he's calling "cool" is Bubs, as seeing a jibblified Bubs is what prompts him to point out that all the cool characters are jibblified. He's probably also counting Strong Mad, The Cheat, and maybe Pom Pom, and probably not counting Marzipan and Strong Sad, but that's all speculation. Hence, it really doesn't go on this page. (And since Homsar never gets jibblified, and since he only appears in an optional scene, we can ignore him entirely.) --Jay (Gobble) 22:42, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Getting Along? (Sort of)

In one episode of Marzipan's Answerig Machine, Marzipan says she has a "favorite" prank call. Maybe Marzi likes being prank called and that's why she doesn't block Strong Bad's number