Theme Song Video Visuals

|''{music}'' Home star run go!|| Open on [[outer space]], with [[The Moon]] in the foreground and a ringed planet behind. The camera pans up over the moon to reveal [[Homestar Runner]] running around Earth. The only land on Earth is the poles and an outline of the United States. A star appears in the center of the United States, and starts spinning as the camera zooms in. Once it reaches an extreme close-up of the star, Earth turns into a blue ball with a star on it and a red stripe.

|Homestar run, run || Zoom out to show [[Strong Bad]] holding the ball in [[the field]]. He faces away as the camera pans right to show Homestar facing him. Strong Bad rolls the ball towards Homestar, and Homestar kicks it back, hitting Strong Bad. Homestar shows a surprised expression and runs off to the left. Cut to Homestar Runner, who is skating in a wintry environment, in a light blue speed skating suit with a white star.  

|Homestar run, run || Cut to Strong Bad and Homestar Runner in a wood-paneled room racing slot cars with designs matching their respective color schemes. After a few loops around the track, Strong Bad's car flies off the track and explodes. Strong Bad gets mad and throws his controller down.  

|Homestar Runner, really great Homestar Runner, ath-a-late || Cut to an extreme close-up of [[Pom Pom]] opening his eyes. Zoom out to reveal him in what seems to be a dojo, wearing a white-and-red bandana and a black belt. He performs some martial arts moves.  

|Homestar Runner, Pom Pom too || Cut to Homestar and [[Marzipan]] in front of a window. Homestar, looking proud, holds up a white cake with pink frosting, from which a small puff rises, and Marzipan does a delighted bounce in response. The cake collapses, shocking Homestar and making Marzipan angry.  

|Homestar Runner, we love you! || Cut to Homestar, wearing a swimming cap and a striped swimsuit with a star, walking out on a diving board. Pan with him as he leaps up, front flips several times, and dives into a [[swimming pool]].  

|Homestar run, run || Cut to a set of hills with a road surrounded by some trees. Homestar, wearing goggles, drives a wooden car on the road, approaching the camera. Cut to [[Bubs]] dancing at [[Skatetown, USA]], with [[Coach Z]] and Marzipan watching and bobbing along.  

|Homestar run, run || Cut to the inside of the [[King of Town's Castle]], where [[The Poopsmith]] gives [[The King of Town]] a plate with [[whatsit]] on it. The King looks shocked and his crown briefly jumps and hangs in the air. He then turns to the camera looking sick, and his face turns green.

|Homestar Runner, do your best, Homestar Runner, pass the test || Cut to a close-up of [[Strong Sad]], who is spinning. Cut to a wider shot revealing him tied to a rotating wheel. Pan left to reveal Strong Bad standing there, as he holds up a glistening [[Big Knives|Big Knife]] and briefly looks toward the camera. He throws the knife at Strong Sad.

|Homestar Runner, Mom and Dad || Cut to [[Strong Mad]] and Strong Bad standing in the field. Strong Mad is spilling gasoline on the ground, with Strong Bad nodding in approval.

|Look out, Homestar! It's Strong Bad! || Cut to [[The Cheat]], who produces a burning match, and throws it. Zoom out to reveal all three, and that the gasoline forms the words "HOMESTAR STINKS". The words burn, scorching Strong Bad and Strong Mad as well.  

|Homestar run, run. || Cut to Pom Pom and Homestar sitting in a room, holding [[Cold One]]s. Pom Pom raises his up, Homestar does the same, and they clink bottles before drinking.

|Homestar run, run. Homestar run, weekdays! || Cut to the H*R logo, which moves into the distance, pulling back a rubber band on a white background. It shoots toward the audience as a blue ray motif appears in the background. "Play Again" and "Back" buttons appear; the song still plays in the background.