TMBG Concert - 15 Mar 2008
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| - | On March 15, 2008, [[They Might Be Giants]] performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet [[Homestar Runner]]. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "I | + | On March 15, 2008, [[They Might Be Giants]] performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet [[Homestar Runner]]. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "[[TMBW:I Am Not Your Broom|I Am Not Your Broom]]." |
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== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
| - | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, kids! Hi, large kids | + | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, kids! Hi, large kids{{--}}too{{--}}with small kids on their shoulders! |
| - | ''' | + | '''JOHN LINNELL:''' Hi, Homestar. How's it going? |
| - | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, Johns! Hi | + | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, Johns! Hi{{--}}hi, Dans! ''{grudgingly}'' Hi, Marty...How you guys doing? |
| - | ''' | + | '''JOHN LINNELL:''' We're doing pretty good. Except for the flu thing. |
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah. He keeps messin' up your song names. | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah. He keeps messin' up your song names. | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yeah. |
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' He's the song mangulist. | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' He's the song mangulist. | ||
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'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A deer with no eyes...I don't know! | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A deer with no eyes...I don't know! | ||
| - | '''JOHN LINNELL:''' I have no eye-deer. Wait. I got | + | '''JOHN LINNELL:''' I have no eye-deer. Wait. I got{{--}} I got another one. |
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! | ||
| - | '''JOHN LINNELL:''' But you've gotta | + | '''JOHN LINNELL:''' But you've gotta{{--}} you've gotta try and{{--}} try and come up with an answer for this one. |
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, okay. Sorry. | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, okay. Sorry. | ||
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'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bum-bum-ba-dum! | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bum-bum-ba-dum! | ||
| - | '''JOHN LINNELL:''' Um...the answer | + | '''JOHN LINNELL:''' Um...the answer{{--}} the answer is a fish with{{--}} a fish with no eye is called a "fsh." |
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's pretty good. That's pretty good. | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's pretty good. That's pretty good. | ||
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'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yes, it is. | '''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yes, it is. | ||
| - | '''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' Hey, I don't wanna | + | '''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' Hey, I don't wanna{{--}} I don't wanna interrupt the whole joke thing, 'cause I know you guys have an engagement, a concord in a couple weeks- |
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. | ||
| - | '''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' But uh...I think | + | '''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' But uh...I think{{--}} I think maybe we should do a song. |
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay! | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay! | ||
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'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Another life awaits me and I'm leaving you today! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! I've had enough, I'm casting off these chains of servitude! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! No longer will I sweep for you, for I am not your broom! | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Another life awaits me and I'm leaving you today! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! I've had enough, I'm casting off these chains of servitude! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! No longer will I sweep for you, for I am not your broom! | ||
| - | '''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' Now | + | '''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' Now{{--}} now hold on there, Homestar. I'm confused. You{{--}} you said a word I didn't know. I've never heard this word before{{--}} servitude. What does that{{--}} servitude mean? You've gotta{{--}} |
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Servitude? | '''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Servitude? | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
| + | *[[YouTube:02WIAH9JrbU|Video of the concert]] | ||
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| + | ==See Also== | ||
| + | *[[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] | ||
| + | *[[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]] | ||
| + | *[[TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010]] | ||
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[[Category:Interviews and Public Appearances]][[Category:Puppet Jam]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] | [[Category:Interviews and Public Appearances]][[Category:Puppet Jam]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] | ||
Current revision as of 16:23, 23 February 2023
On March 15, 2008, They Might Be Giants performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet Homestar Runner. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "I Am Not Your Broom."
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PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders!
JOHN LINNELL: Hi, Homestar. How's it going?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hi, Johns! Hi—hi, Dans! {grudgingly} Hi, Marty...How you guys doing?
JOHN LINNELL: We're doing pretty good. Except for the flu thing.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah. He keeps messin' up your song names.
JOHN LINNELL: Yeah.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: He's the song mangulist.
JOHN LINNELL: That's so true, Homestar.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: You said to bring the jokes.
JOHN LINNELL: Yeah. You got any more jokes?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nope.
JOHN LINNELL: Apparently you don't. Okay, good. Good. You want to hear a joke?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: I do, I do!
JOHN LINNELL: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A deer with no eyes...I don't know!
JOHN LINNELL: I have no eye-deer. Wait. I got— I got another one.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh!
JOHN LINNELL: But you've gotta— you've gotta try and— try and come up with an answer for this one.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, okay. Sorry.
JOHN LINNELL: What do you call a fish with no eye?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A blue whale!
JOHN LINNELL: That is incorrect.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?!
JOHN LINNELL: Where's my buzzer sound? I don't have it out.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bum-bum-ba-dum!
JOHN LINNELL: Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a "fsh."
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
JOHN LINNELL: Yes, it is.
JOHN FLANSBURGH: Hey, I don't wanna— I don't wanna interrupt the whole joke thing, 'cause I know you guys have an engagement, a concord in a couple weeks-
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, right.
JOHN FLANSBURGH: But uh...I think— I think maybe we should do a song.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay!
JOHN LINNELL: This is how I feel about that.
[edit] I Am Not Your Broom
JOHN LINNELL: Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, John, I will not sweep for you, for I am not your broom.
JOHN LINNELL: What nonsense are you speaking, Broom? My words you must obey!
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Another life awaits me and I'm leaving you today! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! I've had enough, I'm casting off these chains of servitude! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! No longer will I sweep for you, for I am not your broom!
JOHN FLANSBURGH: Now— now hold on there, Homestar. I'm confused. You— you said a word I didn't know. I've never heard this word before— servitude. What does that— servitude mean? You've gotta—
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Servitude?
JOHN LINNELL: Yeah.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's what you get when you go to the drive through window and there's a teenage kid working there. Get y'all out some servitude!
JOHN LINNELL: Okay.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's like "Get some Oxy Clean, kid!"
JOHN LINNELL: Thanks for coming.
{John begins to play the chorus to I am not your Broom.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish.
