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- | | + | === Discussion === |
- | | + | This should be the new [[Main Page]]! XD --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 12:18, 1 September 2025 (UTC) |
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- | (Can somebody put the Homsar Wiki and 206 Seconds on the [[HRWiki:AFJAOBN]] page?)
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- | <div style="font-family: trebuchet ms; text-align:center;border: 1px solid #FFAD80;background: #FFF7CB;padding: 10px; margin: 2em 10px">Sorry, we have transformed the H*R Wiki into a Homsar Wiki. Captain of the Gravy Train!</div>
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- | <center>[[File:zonkbad.png|200px|THIS GUY!]]</center>
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- | Welcome to the '''Pornstar Humper Wiki''', the [[PornStar]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|nobody can edit]].
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- | We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|almost 2]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about the sexiest fictional character in the history of existence.
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- | ''{{homsarquote}}''
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- | <p style="font-variant: small-caps; text-align: center; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 1em; font-size: 105%;">
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- | '''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages|Minor Pages]] | [[Toons|Toon]] | [[Games|A Game]] | [[Characters|Kelsey Grammer]] | [[Downloads|Uploads]] | [[Store|Shop]] | [[Email|Homsar's Email]] | [[Legal|Illegal]] | [[Museum|Old Shit We Don't Want]]</p>
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- | === Browse Homsar Wiki ===
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- | <div style="margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:.2em; font-size: 105%;">
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- | <p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Features:'''</span> [[Strong Bad Email|Homestar Runner Email]] · [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Coach Z's Real Answering Box]] · [[Teen Girl Squad|Teen MILF Squad]] · [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by the Goblin]] · [[Puppet Stuff|Cock Puppets]] · [[Holiday Toons|Holidays with that Homsar]]</p>
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- | <p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Popups:'''</span> [[Quote of the Week|Hour Long Poems By Strong Sad]] · [[Weekly Fanstuff|Stuff]] · [[Sketchbook|Drawings of Homestar Fucking Marzipan]] · [[Random Toon|Random Porn Toon]]</p>
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- | <p style="margin: 0.5em 0 1.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Miscellany:'''</span> [[Secret Pages|Ordinary Pages]] · [[Places|Homsar Reservation]] · [[Items|Crap]] · [[Songs|Best of Cool Tapes]] · [[Glossary|Glossy BDSM]] · [[Interviews and Public Appearances|Interviews with The Cheat]] · [[Links|A Link To The Crap]] · [[Inside Jokes|Thnikaman's Classic]] · [[Running Gags|The Exact Same Joke Repeated Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over Again]] · [[Sightings|Sightings of ManBearPig]]</p>
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- | === This week's featured Homsar-related article ===
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- | {{HRWiki:Featured article for 2006, week 49}}
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- | <div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[HRWiki:Featured article selection|Help select articles]]''' · '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|More featured articles...]]'''</div>
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- | === What's up with Homsar? ===
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- | <p style="margin: .5em 0 .5em;">''Recent updates to the official site.''</p>
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- | <div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:3dhomsar.png|A picture from Homsar's Amazing 3D Gay MILFY Creamsplosion of a Game for Attractive Guys And Gals Over The Age Of 18|180px]]</div></div>
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- | <!--Don't forget to add the update to the current H*R.com updates page.-->
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- | ====April 1, 2015====
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- | *[[File:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|20px]] [[Strong Bad Email|Homsar Email]]: [[sbemail206|email20006]]
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- | ====March 27, 2015====
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- | *{{u|mp}} [[Site_Components#NavBar|NavBar]]: The "[[FeedBurner|updates]]" link is replaced with "[[YouTube#homestarrunnerdotcom|BraZZers]]".
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- | ====March 23, 2015====
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- | *[[File:homsar evolution current.png|20px]] [[Store]]: <span class="plainlinks">[https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/ The Homsar Store moves to Cancoonada]</span>
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- | ====December 5, 2014====
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- | *[[File:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|20px]] Homsar reads "Go The Fuck To Sleep" - Bodybuilders 9014 {{linkbox|bDW8yCPZws0|watch|YouTube}} {{externallinkbox|l=http://www.worldbuilders.org/stretch-goals/2014-stretch-goals/strong-bad-writes-a-kids-book|t=more info}}
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- | ====October 30, 2014====
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- | *{{u|hw}} [[Holiday Toon]]: [[I Killed Pom Pom|I Fucked Strong Bad]] {{watch|ween14.html}}
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- | *{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week|HoH SiS QuouQ]]: "DaAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAh!"
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- | *{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook|Drawings]]: Coach Z as Nightshade!
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- | ====October 22, 2014====
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- | *{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff|Cool Homsar Things]]: celebrating 20000000+ YEARS of the Homestar doorknocka
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- | ====October 20, 2014====
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- | *{{u|hw}} [[Holiday Toon]]: [[Halloween Safety|Homsar's Oct. 31st Announcement]] {{watch|weensafety.html}}
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- | ====October 3, 2014====
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- | *[[File:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|20px]] [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by the Homsar]]: [[Fish Eye Lens|An Hour Of Ejaculation]] {{watch|fisheyelens.html}}
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- | ====September 26, 2014====
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- | *{{u|twitter}} [[@StrongBadActual|@MILFMilker101]]: The Umpire begins tweeting! {{externallinkbox|l=https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual|t=view}}
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- | '''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More something.com updates...]]'''
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- | <div style="border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 0 8px 0; text-align: center">If you've found this Homsar knowledge base useful, please consider [[HRWiki:Donations|donating alms for the pudgy]]. Donations are used primarily to cover porn star payments and prostitutes and <u>more</u> information about Homsar.<br>{{homsarquote}}</div> __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__
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- | ==206 Seconds (Rough Estimate)==
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- | ''(The entirety of [[160 Seconds]], but with "160" in the intro replaced with "206")''
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- | [[4 branches]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Chinese b-
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- | [[the chair]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Class!
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- | [[what i want]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Forgettably precious.
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- | [[looking old]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Up to your chin right
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- | [[strong badathlon]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To the wrong athletes
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- | [[unnatural]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Kill him? '''STRONG SAD:''' We do-
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- | [[the movies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -tuce. Throw
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- | [[your funeral]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Abraham Lincoln
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- | [[from work]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -veges. It helps
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- | [[rough copy]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' -tellectual property.
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- | [[underlings]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Get Mrs. Hard-
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- | [[more armies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Saaay
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- | [[the paper]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Doesn't quite
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- | [[mini-golf]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' In this infernal pl-
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- | [[concert]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They're a
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- | [[hygiene]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' No matter what he does.
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- | [[original]]: '''BUBS:''' B'zuh!
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- | [[bike thief]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Side of this couch
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- | [[pizza joint]]: '''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:''' It burns!
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- | [[slumber party]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Can you guys start
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- | [[web comics]]: '''TAKE DAGGER:''' Hiya
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- | [[business trip]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Units? '''STRONG BAD:''' What
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- | [[yes wrestling]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' The power... of
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- | [[diorama]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -lupe Hidalgo
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- | [[nightlife]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' More...more
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- | [[environment]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -pliant sticker!
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- | [[winter pool]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' You're such a good
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- | [[fan club]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(screams)''
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- | [[pet show]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Potion. A taste
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- | [[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) '''STRONG BAD:''' What's
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- | [[buried]]: '''BUBS:''' Is! '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh
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- | [[shapeshifter]]: '''COACH Z:''' Coming to your concession
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- | [[rated]]: '''BUBS:''' Bake sale!
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- | [[specially marked]]: ''(The [[Deleted]] buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194TH SECOND")''
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- | [[love poems]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Apples!
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- | [[hiding]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Coma!
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- | [[your edge]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Where'd you check?
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- | [[magic trick]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' But now, not only does
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- | [[being mean]]: '''HUNGRY SHARK:''' Makes me wanna
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- | [[email thunder]]: ''(Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)''
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- | [[hremail3184]]: '''COACH Z:''' Bad! I was gonna
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- | [[imaginary]]: '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' -ti! I'd like you to meet
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- | [[independent]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Solid gold sc-
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- | [[dictionary]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To Z
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- | [[videography]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(chuckles)''
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- | [[sbemail206]]: '''ANNOUNCER:''' For all your consummate
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- | [[Strong Bad Email|coach z]]: '''STINKOMAN:''' Totally twice
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- | [[Strong Bad Email|documentary]]: '''MR. BLAND:''' Not the-
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- | [[Strong Bad Email|switch]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' when I get this-
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- | [[Strong Bad Email|2,653,421,000]]: '''POM POM:''' But I-
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- | [[Strong Bad Email|dennis]]: ''{the Lappier falls on top of Bubs}''
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- | [[Strong Bad Email|the guy]]: '''STRONG MAD:''' ''{the cheat noises}''
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- | ==Lappier section construction==
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- | Joe the one who has no account here, experimenting with making a Lappier Era for the sbemail page. Making it actually work, rather. Compe section included here because of HTML errors. I copied the Lappy's special screen HTML thing as a placeholder. I'm working on getting it to look good, so please edit it until we can actually get it to work. This is how it looks on the page:
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- | ===[[Lappier]] Era===
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- | ''(April 2015 — present)''
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- | <blockquote class="lappy email menu">
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- | 206. [[sbemail206]] <!-- NOTE: We're keeping the "new!" here until the official site removes it. Until that happens, please do NOT remove it. --> <span style="color:red">new!</span><br>
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- | ===[[Compé]] Era ===
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- | ''(August 2009 — April 2015)''
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- | 206. [[sbemail206]] <!-- NOTE: We're keeping the "new!" here until the official site removes it. Until that happens, please do NOT remove it. --> <span style="color:red">new!</span><br>
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- | 205. [[videography]]<br>
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- | 204. [[dictionary]]<br>
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