That Time of Year
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| - | A holiday kids book by | + | A holiday kids book reinterpreted by [[Strong Bad]] in the style of his [[kids' book]]. |
== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
Revision as of 06:55, 18 September 2004
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Summary
A holiday kids book reinterpreted by Strong Bad in the style of his kids' book.
Transcript
VOICE OVER: That time of year, by Lem
STRONG BAD: {quickly} Strong Bad!
VOICE OVER: Sportsinterview.
{book opens}
VOICE OVER: Decemberween is almost here. Get ready.
STRONG BAD: The Giant Mantis is almost here. Get ready to be pistol-whipped, snowman! Or... "Erweenga" is the name of the striped worm. Get dead, kid.
{book turns page}
VOICE OVER: Does the package have a
STRONG BAD: troll in it?
VOICE OVER: doll in it? Or maybe
STRONG BAD: a troll?
VOICE OVER: a train?
{book turns page}
VOICE OVER: Snow falls from the 'bove. It's cold when it snows.
STRONG BAD: Now, a million eyeballs fall from the 'bove. The boy gets financial advice from the rat king. Or... Show the future magic ball! It burns flesh when it glows.
{book turns page}
VOICE OVER: The Martins sing festive songs for the neighbors.
STRONG BAD: The martinis have gone straight to their heads. The neigbors will probably call the cops.
{book turns page}
VOICE OVER: Wear a hat. Don't forget to wear a hat!
STRONG BAD: I swear that thing is evil. Liberace is fixing to lose a finger.
{book turns page}
VOICE OVER: Greta is making cookies. When will they be done?
STRONG BAD: Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?
{book turns page}
VOICE OVER: The store is crowded with
{strong bad and the voice over read at the same time}
STRONG BAD: robots bursting out of people. Oh the humanity!
VOICE OVER: people buying things for other people. Oh boy!
{book turns page}
VOICE OVER: Decemberween is here. Decemberween is here. Today.
STRONG BAD: Radioactivity is here. Growing arms out of heads is here. Today! Or... I am here stealing your presents. Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day.
{book closes}
Fun Facts
- If you look closely you can see the book belongs to Cherry Greg, who directed the First Time Here? cartoon and the Fluffy Puff Commercial with Homestar.
- You can see a Trogdor graffiti to the right when the "Martini's go to their heads"
- Despite various debates about Cold Ones, the crack about martinis going to people's heads is the first unquestionable alcohol reference in H*R.
- Does the downloadable Strong Bad screensaver that advertises "Strong Beer: Alcoholic Cold Ones" count?
- What about Coach Z's "Coldson Lite" in the sbemail 'Labor Day'?
- And what about on http://www.thoraxcorp.com where on the staph page it says, "hear their drunken ramblings"?
- For people who don't know, Liberace was a professional piano player. Yes, those gold rings are real. He was very fond of his expensive jewelry.
- Strong Bad must be from the south. He says, "Liberace is FIXING TO lose a finger." The phrase "fixing to" is distinctly southern.
- Given that the Brothers Chaps are from Atlanta, its probably not intentional.
- It could also explain why he thinks Southern Accents are hot.
- No wonder Strong Bad has a mexican accent!
- Well, he used to, I think he's grown out of it.
- "Southern" is totally different from "Mexican". I assume this whole Mexican Wrestling thing had more to do with it, prime example probably being Marshmallow's Last Stand.
- No wonder Strong Bad has a mexican accent!
- Strong Bad must be from the south. He says, "Liberace is FIXING TO lose a finger." The phrase "fixing to" is distinctly southern.
External Links
| Decemberween in July |
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| Decemberween Teen Girl Squad | That Time of Year | Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes | Homestar and the Nice Present | Homestar vs. Little Girl | Seasonal Sweaters |
