Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad

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Revision as of 00:55, 23 September 2008

The girls take a trip through pre-history in their eternal quest to attract boys.

Cast: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Ogg Ogg-er-son, Mammoths, Sabertooth Tiger, Thomas, Anubis, Dinosaur, Lizard Cheerleader, Lizard So and So, Lizard What's Her Face, Lizard The Ugly One, Charles Darwin

Contents

Transcript (Scene 1)

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Cave Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugg-ly One!

CHEERLEADER: Challah, cavegirls! Today's the big mammoth hunt, and you know what that means!

SO AND SO: An in-depth study of the indigenous megafauna?

WHAT'S HER FACE: Some kinda weird CG-filled cable special? {"weird" is not written in the speech bubble}

THE UGG-LY ONE: More parasites for my --

CHEERLEADER: IT'S BOYS, ALRIGHT! It's ALWAYS boys!! And I gotta look my best for my date with the captain of the mammoth huntin' team, Ogg... Ogg-er-son!

{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below).}

Transcript (Scene 2)

GIRL 1: The Flood Plain Mall is open for buisness! Let's hang out in the food court for the next epoch!

GIRL 2: Word.

GIRL 1: WRITTEN word.

{At this point, the player is allowed to give another two items to any of the girls.}

Transcript (Scene 3)

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: One hundre... milli... thousa... a long time later!

GIRL: I got me a cute summa job to save up for a cute burial shroud!

EGYPTION: Get back to work, or no drop of water for you this week!!! (The Egyption whips the girl. Narrator Strong Bad says the Krr-ACK!)

{At this point, the player is allowed to give three items to any of the girls before the game ends, unless the player activates Scene 4 {see Charles Darwin below}.}

Transcript (Scene 4)

LIZARD CHEERLEADER: And that's how come all the mammals got all exctint.

LIZARD SO-AND-SO: Weird.

LIZARD WHAT'S-HER-FACE: Weird.

LIZARD THE UGLY ONE: Weird.

{At this point, the player is allowed to give Charles Darwin to any girl. Any other item will be shown on a pestdal that says "Bad Idea". Strong Bad grunts in disaproval if this happens.}

Item Transcript

Minor Death Transcript

Ribbon

Mammoth Skin

Machine Gun

Cat

Thomas

Tar pit

Major Death Transcript

Tablet/Chisel

Wheel

Dinosaur Egg

Charles Darwin

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