Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues

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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No problem this time. ''{Starts to sway back and forth}'' <br>
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Apple juice... <br>
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Sasafras... <br>
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He was all the time askin' me, <br>
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"How d'you- how do you teach class?" <br>
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I say- <br>
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"Class is something you're born with, <br>
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Not something, you can buy!" ''{Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}'' <br>
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Just look me in the eye! Lady! <br>
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Gimmie a dollar! <br>
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Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! ''{camera moves to original position}'' <br>
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I was a man! <br>
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But now I'm a dude! <br>
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Oh yeah! <br>
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I was a fan! <br>
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A ceiling fan... <br>
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Man! <br>
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When you asked me to marry you, I said, <br>
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"What? I can't here you, the TV's on." <br> ''{Camera starts to zoom into Linnel, then shifts to zoom into Linnel's hand}'' <br>
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That TV was on, way too loud! <br>
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I didn't hear you propose to me. ''{Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}'' <br>
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Lady, <br>
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My arm really, really hurts.
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''{TMBG gradually stops playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{not singing anymore}'' Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone.
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Revision as of 23:57, 15 December 2005

He's got the apple juice blues...

Apple Juice Blues is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with They Might Be Giants and is exclusive to Everything Else, Volume 1 DVD.

Cast (in order of appearance): John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, Puppet Homestar "homeslice" Runner on vox

Running Time: 1:50

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No problem this time. {Starts to sway back and forth}
Apple juice...
Sasafras...
He was all the time askin' me,
"How d'you- how do you teach class?"
I say-
"Class is something you're born with,
Not something, you can buy!" {Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}
Just look me in the eye! Lady!
Gimmie a dollar!
Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! {camera moves to original position}
I was a man!
But now I'm a dude!
Oh yeah!
I was a fan!
A ceiling fan...
Man!
When you asked me to marry you, I said,
"What? I can't here you, the TV's on."
{Camera starts to zoom into Linnel, then shifts to zoom into Linnel's hand}
That TV was on, way too loud!
I didn't hear you propose to me. {Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}
Lady,
My arm really, really hurts.

{TMBG gradually stops playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {not singing anymore} Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone.

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