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Invisible Robot Fish

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Come back Ali.
Come back Ali's sister

About My Username

Yes! All will tremble at the crack of our eggs and the hush of our 2-ply toilet papers.

I am a sucker for obscure references, and I thought my username should be no different. This name refers to the SB email#16 Band Names. This was the same historic email that introduced us to the band Limozeen! What fun. Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it). I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical inacurracies.

Me, I blame the pudding pops.

My (recent) Contributions

I haven't been keeping track for that long, so most itmes are very recent. I thought that it was high time that I started.

Created the articles What are you supposed to be?, The Chalkboard, Spooky Tree, and Site Components( by the suggestions of It's dot com and Stux)
Added level pics and formatted the table for the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu
Created Cast of Characters With No Visible Arms for Lack of Visible Arms
reformatted Hanging Objects and added 11 images
Created Image for A History and added a few sections
Re-organized Fourth Wall Breaks into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
Created a hexadecimal color chart for easy reference.
Re-organized Nicknames into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
Helped cleanup Secret Pages
Cleaned up Barnstars
Total number of IP ranges reported for the great NSMC bot trolling of aught five: 60
Total edits since October 2004: 770+ (updated monthly)
Number of trolls reported: 2
Images added

Projects to be completed:

Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog?

About Me

My real name is Chris Cali and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan. I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the old formats of the website, and things like A Jumping Jack Contest. I am 24 years old and a business owner. I have a beautiful wife and an adorable 8 month-old son. I live in Virginia. I have learned to save my edits to notepad before I save because its very likely that 3 or me people will save and revert edits in the time that it takes me type something up. Slow down Clanky, slow down!

I love obscure references (hence my username) and love of Homestar Runner.

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Inside one of those bags of cheesy goodness is a golden ticket that'll change our lives forever!!Other Stuff

Some of my tastes:

3 words

I Love VeggieTales!

Christian Rock Music

Charlie Hall, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder, Matt Redmen, Chris Rice, Mark Schultz, Steven Curtis Chapman, Ginny Owens, Rich Mullins, Micheal W Smith, Third Day, Big Daddy Weave, Reliant K, MercyMe, Todd Agnew, and Building 429... to name a few

Rock (of various types) / Oldies

Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers, Kansas, Bruce Springstein, James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, Credence Clearwater Revival,

Country

Brad Paisely, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Eagles, Toby Keith, Reba McEntire

Other

Da Vinci's Notebook,Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Eddie From Ohio, Dar Williams, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, Rock-a-Pella

Comedians

Mark Lowry, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Dana Carvey,

Watching The Muppets

(been a little downhill since Jim Henson's passing but I'm loyal)

Aviation

I fly a Cessna Skylane 182 RG. I want to eventually get my instrument rating and mulit-engine so that I can fly the Piper Seneca V. I eventually want to get a Beechcraft Premier Ia.

Baseball Umpiring

I am currently a Varisty umpire with ODUA (I created and designed this webiste including all of the graphics and buttons). I am starting to break into the ranks of college umpiring. I aspire to become a D1 college umpire. My uniform # is 56.

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(left) Me in action at JV game
(right-top) The ODUA logo that I created for our website
(right-bottom) My first time umpiring at the University of Richmond. Hello D-1 umpirng!

That's me in a nutshell.

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80's Hair band MarziAbout Editing

The following is a quote from My Cousin Vinny, that I think best describes how some people edit and revert in the wiki:

Judge: Mr. Gambini, that is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection.

Gambini: Thank you, your honor.

Judge: Overruuuuuled.

~ ~ and a special thanks to Stux for his help on this page

Haiku Corner

Inspired by Stux

Haiku Corner
Character Name	My Haiku	Character Name	My Haiku
Homestar	clueless no armed man prancing like an idiot I like Marshmallows	Strong Bad	Two-bit wrestle mane locks Strong Sad in the bathtub loves to kick The Cheat
The Cheat	curious creature this yellow dog fine looking young man he is always saying meh!	Strong Mad	TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE! essence of hands in water loves The Cheat a lot
Strong Sad	depressio man elephant legs, round body teased by big brothers	Pom Pom	bubble bouncing man he is the mack around here from the isle of Poms
Marzipan	hear carol playing oh that awful noise, it hurts a hippie broomsitck	Coach Z	sketchy high school coach buys "great for baby" items has athletes footies
Bubs	lovable scam man hi there every peoples can float six inches	The King of Town	No one wants to write anything about the King of Town not writing one for him
The Poopsmith	very crappy job employed by a big loser quick, cover your nose	Homsar	The Human Wedgie Captain of the Gravy Train thrill of a lifetime
Lil' Brudder	dragging on the floor I can make it on my own handicapped guy	Limozeen	Limozeen hair band Got the heart of a lion the wings of a bat

Feel free to post yours here.

Nonsense incarnate

Random quotes are his forte

Blue midget Homestar

DorianGray

One-legged puppy

The Heart of a Champion

He's such a trouper

Salty

Making animations

What is he supposed to be?

Always Exploding

Powered by The Kate 22:56, 13 January 2006 (UTC)

HRcoder was so nice to write thise one about me

A haiku about you:

Invisible fish

Is possibly robotic

Is it a mecha?

Homestar Coder 19:28, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Animal lover

Off to the chinchilla protest

Loves to eat tofu!

Powered by The Kate 23:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for stopping by!

If you liked this page (or read it and disliked it). Please let me know on my talk page Process Improvement Database

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