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*A [[wikipedia:floppy disk|floppy disk]] is a data storage disk that is used to back up files or transport files from one computer to another. They come in two main varieties: 5.25" and 3.5". Note that not only does Strong Bad mislabel the 3.5" floppy disk, but he incorrectly states that the larger disk holds more memory; actually, the smaller one has more disk space.
*A [[wikipedia:floppy disk|floppy disk]] is a data storage disk that is used to back up files or transport files from one computer to another. They come in two main varieties: 5.25" and 3.5". Note that not only does Strong Bad mislabel the 3.5" floppy disk, but he incorrectly states that the larger disk holds more memory; actually, the smaller one has more disk space.
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*A [[wikipedia:hard disk|hard disk]] or hard drive (more correctly: "hard disk drive") is a storage unit for computer files that is usually not portable and located inside the computer; however, recent technology has made hard drives both external and portable.
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*A [[wikipedia:hard disk|hard disk]] or hard drive (more correctly: "hard disk drive") is a storage unit for computer files that is usually located inside the computer and, therefore, not portable; however, recent technology has made hard drives that are both external and portable.
*When Strong Bad 'speaks technology,' he says "10011011011001", which is [[wikipedia:Binary_numeral_system|binary code]] for 9945.
*When Strong Bad 'speaks technology,' he says "10011011011001", which is [[wikipedia:Binary_numeral_system|binary code]] for 9945.

Revision as of 17:07, 30 January 2006

Strong Bad Email #143
watch ← secret identity some kinda robot →
Fold the old floppy disks to make them fit in the new computers.

Strong Bad makes an introduction to technology for middle school students.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Bubs (Easter Egg), Homestar Runner (Easter Egg), Strong Sad (Easter Egg).

Places: Computer Room, The Classroom, The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand (Easter Egg)

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 30, 2006

Running Time: 3:39

Page Title: Lappy 486

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{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" and presses enter.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!

{Strong Bad pronounces "Oswego NY" as "Oswego to New York" with "Oswego" in a sing-song voice}

STRONG BAD: {typing} You would really appreciate it? That's it? Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of 3 chickens, a sack of barley and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials. {clears screen} Well, I sure hope JCPenney's accepts really appreciate it's, 'cause I know for a fact they stopped taking {extrapolates voice} I'll be your best friend's {returns to normal} a while ago. Either way, middle school kids are all idiots and they need as much of my help and guidance as they can get.

{Strong Bad gets up from his chair. Cut to a classroom with Strong Bad in a coat reminiscent of scientists', the words "I'M USING TECHNOLOGY" written on the blackboard and a poster with a drawing of a computer captioned "computers don't BYTE"}

STRONG BAD: One, zero zero, one one, zero, one, one zero, one one zero, zero one. You may not have understood me, but I was speaking technology.

{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad's head in the lab.}

STRONG BAD: The word technology... means... magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one. Why, I've got some technology beneath my pants right now! Whoo-ya!

{Cut to the full classroom shot again. Strong Bad takes a 5.25" floppy disk with the logo "5.25 power" from behind him, throws it in the air and catches it in his right hand.}

STRONG BAD: This is a diskette. Diskettes were invented by computers to help us. Like how cows {a crude drawing of a cow replaces the text on the blackboard} invented milk.

{Zoom in on Strong Bad's head.}

STRONG BAD: The two warring factions of diskettes are floppy disks {he shakes the 5.25" disk} and hard disks {he lifts an unlabeled 3.5" floppy disk in his right hand}. I prefer {he hides the 3.5" disk again} these big ones because they hold more memory, although you have to {crumples the 5.25" disk} fold them up to fit them to these now computers. {Camera pans right to center on the "computers don't BYTE!" poster. Strong Bad then hides the crumpled disk and continues.} Another thing you'll need is your very own E-mail address.

{Cut to a Tandy 400-like computer screen with an orange envelope labeled "email".}

STRONG BAD: Just take your favourite hobby {the words "soccer", "ballet", "nachoeating", "skater", "fire", "football", "racecar" alternate under the envelope until stopping on "swimteam"}}, kid, girl, pie or izzle {the words alternate next to "swimteam" as he speaks them, then being replaced by "pie"} and put a bunch of numbers at the end!

{The number "33331" appears next to "pie". The address is completed with "@kindergartencop.edu" appearing on the next line. Then, cut to the classroom with a picture of a robot marching towards a city and the text "gank gank!"}

STRONG BAD: {in a monotonous voice}: Robots are technology shaped like square people. {returns to normal voice} They are primarily used for destroying Japan and serving others. (???)

{The Cheat enters from the left. He is wearing an upturned metal bucket with nuts and a smile drawn on it and holding a white lightbulb in each hand, a red lightbulb on his head.}

THE CHEAT: {imitating beeping sounds, he presents Strong Bad with a platter of stuffed grape leaf rolls enclosed in a circle of pieces of lemon}

STRONG BAD: Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf! {he takes one of the rolls and eats it}

{Cut to the Field.}

...

Easter Eggs

  • Click on half-dead goat for a picture of a goat with the caption: "Do you see this goat as half-dead or half-alive?"
  • Click the left side of the screen during the screensaver for an easter egg of Strong Sad and Strong Bad arguing over floppy/hard disks.
STRONG SAD: I keep telling you they're both floppy disks!
STRONG BAD: You think this is a floppy disk?
STRONG SAD: Yes, it is!
STRONG BAD: It's not a hard disk? {he hits his desk with the disk three times}
STRONG SAD: No.
STRONG BAD: Are you sure about this?
STRONG SAD: Absolu- {Strong Bad throws the disk in his face} Ow!
  • Click the right side of the screen during the screensaver to see Bubs selling Wireless Extension Cords.
BUBS: Get your wireless extension cords. Three for $300! Lightweight, existant, and shockproof!
{Homestar peeks out from the left edge of the screen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Umm... I'll take fooour! {he flies up the left screen edge and disappears}

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • A floppy disk is a data storage disk that is used to back up files or transport files from one computer to another. They come in two main varieties: 5.25" and 3.5". Note that not only does Strong Bad mislabel the 3.5" floppy disk, but he incorrectly states that the larger disk holds more memory; actually, the smaller one has more disk space.
  • A hard disk or hard drive (more correctly: "hard disk drive") is a storage unit for computer files that is usually located inside the computer and, therefore, not portable; however, recent technology has made hard drives that are both external and portable.
  • When Strong Bad 'speaks technology,' he says "10011011011001", which is binary code for 9945.

Remarks

  • Pom Pom's cell phone says "Incoming Call: Bob Redford".

Inside References

  • Pom Pom's ring tone is the indytronic remix of the geddup noise.
  • The "kindergartencop.edu" domain was also used in unused emails, for the email address Bubs spams.
  • The Lappy being 42 pounds and portable is a reference to animal, when it first debuted.

Real World References

  • The "catacombs" screensaver on the Lappy is reminiscent of the "3D-Maze" screen saver first introduced in Windows 95 OSR-2.
  • Sundance is an annual independent film festival in Park City, Utah, founded by actor Robert Redford and also a US pay cable television channel showing similar films.
  • Pom Pom's cell phone is a Palm Treo 650.

External Links

Retrieved from "http://hrwiki.org/wiki/technology"
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