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==Biography==
==Biography==
Coach Z is the coach of Homestar Runner and the gang. He has a strong Midwestern accent which sometimes gets him into trouble. He has never said a negative comment to anyone and offers more encouragement than is needed sometimes; he says "you can't just rush into the score zone" so often that it's lost its meaning.<br>  
Coach Z is the coach of Homestar Runner and the gang. He has a strong Midwestern accent which sometimes gets him into trouble. He has never said a negative comment to anyone and offers more encouragement than is needed sometimes; he says "you can't just rush into the score zone" so often that it's lost its meaning.<br>  
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He also plays [[Renaldo]] in the [[Dangeresque]] series, and is a fan of hip-hop and rap music, particularly the Wu-Tang Clan. Coach Z has already released one single, "[[These Peoples Try To Fade Me]]," which was on the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]]. His solo album is entitled "The Z Is All Up Ins", featuring the smash hit [[New Boots|"Hip-Hop Dance"]]. It has been implied that he has a crush on Marzipan, and has on several occasions left inappropriate messages on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|her answering machine]]. He has a [[Coach Zs Z|pretty sweet medallion]].
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He also plays [[Renaldo]] in the [[Dangeresque]] series, and is a fan of hip-hop and rap music, particularly the Wu-Tang Clan. Coach Z has already released one single, "[[These Peoples Try To Fade Me]]," which was on the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]]. His solo album is entitled "The Z Is All Up Ins", featuring the smash hit [[New Boots|"Hip-Hop Dance"]]. It has been implied that he has a crush on Marzipan, and has on several occasions left inappropriate messages on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|her answering machine]]. He has a [[Coach Z's Z|pretty sweet medallion]].
*'''Debut''': "[[Where My Hat is At?]]"
*'''Debut''': "[[Where My Hat is At?]]"

Revision as of 21:02, 20 December 2004

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Biography

Coach Z is the coach of Homestar Runner and the gang. He has a strong Midwestern accent which sometimes gets him into trouble. He has never said a negative comment to anyone and offers more encouragement than is needed sometimes; he says "you can't just rush into the score zone" so often that it's lost its meaning.
He also plays Renaldo in the Dangeresque series, and is a fan of hip-hop and rap music, particularly the Wu-Tang Clan. Coach Z has already released one single, "These Peoples Try To Fade Me," which was on the Strong Bad Sings CD. His solo album is entitled "The Z Is All Up Ins", featuring the smash hit "Hip-Hop Dance". It has been implied that he has a crush on Marzipan, and has on several occasions left inappropriate messages on her answering machine. He has a pretty sweet medallion.

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: Drop Down and Gimme 20!!}

COACH Z: {not quite looking at the camera lens, more looking at the person who is holding the camera} Is that thing on? {turns to the camera lens} Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!" {waves his arms in the air} Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers {gestures to the lockers behind him}, but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. {gestures to the bench behind him} My back's not in real good condition. And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These Peoples Try To Fade Me." {holds up a microphone, begins to sing} A one-two, a one-two—!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {interrupting Coach Z} Sorry. We're all out of tape.

Fun Facts

  • Coach Z's accent came from a depressing Midwesterner voice that Matt and some friends would do in college.

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