Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA
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Until he gets his full funding, Strong Bad makes ends meet with the “Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.” It's possible that The Cheat gives tours on the ride as well. Some of the "dangers" found on the Riverquest Safariventure include a falling rock and a headhunter (played by the cardboard cutout of a [[Bear holding a Shark]]). [[Homestar Runner]] says it is the [[Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent|"worst $3,000 [he] ever spent."]] | Until he gets his full funding, Strong Bad makes ends meet with the “Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.” It's possible that The Cheat gives tours on the ride as well. Some of the "dangers" found on the Riverquest Safariventure include a falling rock and a headhunter (played by the cardboard cutout of a [[Bear holding a Shark]]). [[Homestar Runner]] says it is the [[Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent|"worst $3,000 [he] ever spent."]] | ||
He seems to have given up on this enterprise, however, as the "boat" was later sold at his [[garage sale]] for $1.04. | He seems to have given up on this enterprise, however, as the "boat" was later sold at his [[garage sale]] for $1.04. | ||
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| + | This is almost exactly like the raft tours at The Grand Canyon. They encourage you to wave at passing boats and say "Hi" to the people driving them, there is a rock that they drive underneath that they say is going to fall at some point in the next few years, and they tell stories about head hunters and native tribes that lived there. | ||
[[Category: Places]] | [[Category: Places]] | ||
[[Category:Strong Badia|Mount RidesPlace USA]] | [[Category:Strong Badia|Mount RidesPlace USA]] | ||
Revision as of 23:03, 11 September 2006
Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA is a theme park that Strong Bad created in the email theme park. Although the park's motto is "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle", the fine print requests that grandmothers are not actually brought to the park. Mount Ridesplace appears to be located behind the fence in Strong Badia and features many rides and the antics of the Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots. Because this theme park is expensive, Strong Bad needs to steal money from way more hot actresses than he is currently stealing from in order to make his dream a reality.
Attractions
The following are all the known attractions in Mount RidesPlace.
- Bowels of Trogdor – The flagship roller coaster. It keeps spinning you around in circles until you either throw up or catch fire somehow. The King of Town was shown riding this. Unfortunately (or possibly fortunately), you have to be as tall as Trogdor's beefy arm to ride.
- The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular – In this show, Strong Sad stands on a stage dressed as a witch while Strong Mad tackles him without mercy.
- Throw Game – In the throw game, you have to get the blue rings in the bottle (not on it). Bubs hosts the game. If you win you get a Bubs doll with a horn. Pom Pom was seen playing this game.
- Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land – The Cheat has to go here because he's not tall enough to ride the Bowels of Trogdor. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land may or may not be a separate theme park.
Riverquest Safariventure
Until he gets his full funding, Strong Bad makes ends meet with the “Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.” It's possible that The Cheat gives tours on the ride as well. Some of the "dangers" found on the Riverquest Safariventure include a falling rock and a headhunter (played by the cardboard cutout of a Bear holding a Shark). Homestar Runner says it is the "worst $3,000 [he] ever spent." He seems to have given up on this enterprise, however, as the "boat" was later sold at his garage sale for $1.04.
This is almost exactly like the raft tours at The Grand Canyon. They encourage you to wave at passing boats and say "Hi" to the people driving them, there is a rock that they drive underneath that they say is going to fall at some point in the next few years, and they tell stories about head hunters and native tribes that lived there.
