Strong Badathlon

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|The Cheat Chuck  
|The Cheat Chuck  
|Apparently the event consists of throwing [[The Cheat]] has far as possible.  
|Apparently the event consists of throwing [[The Cheat]] has far as possible.  
|[[The Poopsmith]]
|[[The Poopsmith]]
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|211 pts.
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|Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating
|Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating
|The event consists of who can beat up [[Homestar Runner]] the most.
|The event consists of who can beat up [[Homestar Runner]] the most.
|Homestar Runner
|Homestar Runner
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|319 pts.
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|Remote Put
|Remote Put
|The event consists of sitting on a couch, and throwing the TV remote as far as possible.  If the remote shatters against the wall, it is a "Battery Fault", and the athlete is disqualified.
|The event consists of sitting on a couch, and throwing the TV remote as far as possible.  If the remote shatters against the wall, it is a "Battery Fault", and the athlete is disqualified.
|[[Cherry Greg]]
|[[Cherry Greg]]
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|11 pts.
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|Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head
|Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head
|The event includes jerking [[Strong Mad]]'s underwear as high as possible.  Cleaning is not required.
|The event includes jerking [[Strong Mad]]'s underwear as high as possible.  Cleaning is not required.
|[[Pom Pom]]
|[[Pom Pom]]
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|6 billion pts.
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|Probably Something with Guitars, Lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls
|Probably Something with Guitars, Lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls
|[[Strong Bad]] presumably made this event up, since no official event took place.
|[[Strong Bad]] presumably made this event up, since no official event took place.
|[[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad
|[[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad
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[[Category:Contests]]
[[Category:Contests]]

Revision as of 02:55, 31 January 2007

This article is about the contest. For the Strong Bad Email, see strong badathlon.
The 2007 logo for the Strong Badathlon.

The Strong Badathlon is a contest that the residents of Free Country, USA participated in in the email strong badathlon. The contest is very similar to the Olympics, with a series of athletic events with different athletes competing against each other.

Known Events

EventDescriptionCurrent Record HolderScore
The Cheat Chuck Apparently the event consists of throwing The Cheat has far as possible. The Poopsmith 211 pts.
Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating The event consists of who can beat up Homestar Runner the most. Homestar Runner 319 pts.
Remote Put The event consists of sitting on a couch, and throwing the TV remote as far as possible. If the remote shatters against the wall, it is a "Battery Fault", and the athlete is disqualified. Cherry Greg 11 pts.
Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head The event includes jerking Strong Mad's underwear as high as possible. Cleaning is not required. Pom Pom 6 billion pts.
Probably Something with Guitars, Lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls Strong Bad presumably made this event up, since no official event took place. Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad (score not shown)
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