Count Longardeaux's Book
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== Known Records == | == Known Records == | ||
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| - | Image:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG| | + | ! Image !! Record !! Record Holder |
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| - | Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG| | + | |[[Image:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|150px]] || Biggest Waste of Dump || [[Strong Sad]] |
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| - | Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG| | + | |[[Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|150px]] || Least Healthiest (Man?) || [[The King of Town]] |
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| - | Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG| | + | |[[Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|150px]] || The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! || [[Homsar]] |
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| + | |[[Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|150px]] || Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad || [[Strong Mad]] | ||
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| + | |[[Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|150px]] || Pole Vault || [[Marzipan]] | ||
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| + | |[[Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|150px]] || Cutest Couple || [[Bubs]] | ||
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| + | |[[Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|150px]] || Longest "Bull Honkey" || [[Strong Bad]] | ||
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== Known Redneck Jokes == | == Known Redneck Jokes == | ||
Revision as of 21:09, 9 February 2007
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book."
Known Records
| Image | Record | Record Holder |
|---|---|---|
 | Biggest Waste of Dump | Strong Sad |
 | Least Healthiest (Man?) | The King of Town |
 | The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! | Homsar |
 | Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad | Strong Mad |
 | Pole Vault | Marzipan |
 | Cutest Couple | Bubs |
 | Longest "Bull Honkey" | Strong Bad |
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
