Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
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Revision as of 02:55, 7 February 2005
WARNING: This file has an extremely large filesize of 13.8 MB. Not reccomended for users with a dial-up connection.
Rather Dashing, Trogdor, and others appear in a real-life film epic.
Cast (in order of appearance): Trogdor, Rather Dashing, Kerrek, Jhonka, Blue Knight, Poor Gary, King of Peasantry, Trogdor, Peasant Woman, Baby, Mendelev, Dongolev, Naked Ned, Pterodactyl, The Three Keepers of Trogdor
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Transcript
NARRATOR: It began as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Not really. But still! A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest... INTO THEATERS!!
RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage?
{fade to black}
RATHER DASHING: TROGDOR!!!
{A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to a throne room. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry.}
KING OF PEASANTRY: We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!
RATHER DASHING: I'll upset YOUR Balance, my lord!
External Links
- Watch the Movie Trailer
- SWF file (would-be transcriptors, I'd download this)
- Coral Cache of trailer
- Watch first few seconds of trailer on a mirror, because the HSR site is so darn slow. (Note: right click on the loading screen and press "play", or it will load for all eternity)
- EverybodyToTheLimit.com Mirror
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