Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

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TROGDOR!!!

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Rather Dashing, Trogdor, and others appear in a real-life film epic.

Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing, Kerrek, Jhonka, The Red and Blue Knights, Poor Gary, King of Peasantry, Trogdor, Baby Lady, The Baby, Mendelev, Dongolev, Naked Ned, Pterodactyl, The Three Keepers of Trogdor

{We're working on it!}

Transcript

NARRATOR: It began as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Not really. But still! A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest... INTO THEATERS!!

RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage?

{fade to black}

RATHER DASHING: TROGDOR!!!

{A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to a throne room. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!

RATHER DASHING: I'll upset YOUR Balance, my lord!

KING OF PEASANTRY Rather Dashing, you will not sass back to this council!

NARRATOR: From the sort of people who brought you Trogdor and Litigation Jackson...

RATHER DASHING: Easy now Gary, I'm just going to wear a mask.

{Gary Whinnies and turns around}

LADY PEASANT: Show me you're a real man Rather Dashing.

RATHER DASHING: Throw... Baby... ahhh!

MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV:Haldo!

MENDELEV: I'm Mendelev...

DONGOLEV: I'm Dongolev...

BLUE KNIGHT: Rather Dashing? More like Rather Homely!

{We see Rather Dashing eating a meatball sub. Cut back to the Archery. Either Mendlev or Dondelev is helping him train.}}

VOICE: Prepare, for this Trog-venture. For the whole Trog-Family!

{Cut to what seems to be the door to the baby lady cottage. Rather Dashing runs out screaming, with a sack of chicken feed over his head. He hits the cottage, and falls down. Cut to the Jhonka, who seems to just be a human beating the ground. Cut to the archery.}}

RATHER DASHING: I'm just SO mad at Trogdor...

{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

GUARD KNIGHT: Access to Trogdor is strictly for peasants!

{Rather Dashing frowns. Cut bak to Archery.}

RATHER DASHING: He just goes around bullying things and doesn't even care!

{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

GUARD KNIGHT: You don't smell like a peasant.

{Cut to Jhonka, jumping around. Rather Dashing is next to him, battling him, kills him, and gets his belt. Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

GUARD KNIGHT: You don't dress like a peasant...

{Cut to Rather Dashing battling what seems to be Naked Ned. Rather Dashng puts on the peasant clothes.}

{Cut to Trogdor Cave Entrance}..

GUARD KNIGHT: And you certainly aren't ON FIRE {his helmet lid slams shut} like a peasant!

{Cut to the rocky top of Trogdor's Cave. An on-fire Rather Dashing is climbing it. As Rather Dashing maintains grip on top, Trogdor flies in.}

VOICE: A quest for adventure! A quest for avenge!

{Trogdor screams and breathes his horrible fire. The Three Guards, who suddenly appear, wave their hands. Cut to the very top of the cave. It's midnight.}

VOICE: A quest... for a peasant! Peasant's Quest!

{The Peasant's quest logo appear. Cut to film creation credits. Cut to the King's Castle.}}

KING OF PEASANTRY: And the Trogdor comes... in the night.

RATHER DASHING: Not this time, comes... in the night... Trogdor!

{Cut to a 3D-Render of Trogdor. He breathes fire. Cut to the Peasant's Quest Logo.}

External Links

• Watch the Movie Trailer
• SWF file (would-be transcriptors, I'd download this)
• Coral Cache of trailer
• Watch first few seconds of trailer on a mirror, because the HSR site is so darn slow. (Note: right click on the loading screen and press "play", or it will load for all eternity)
• EverybodyToTheLimit.com Mirror