User:Steve

FAST FOOD EMPLOYEE: How can I help you today?

MAN: I'll have the love handles, a double chin, and some blubber.

WOMAN: I'll have some thunder thighs and a badonkadonk butt.

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♂ This user is male.

TEEN This user is 14 years old.

This user lives in Rhode Island, USA.

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"If you need me, I'll be loked after dark."

RV This user tries to find and revert vandalism. Pages with vandalism reverted: 0

WP This user is also on Wikipedia.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite toon is No Hands On Deck!.

This user's favorite character is Homestar Runner.

This user has gained Total Stardom.

Ttrs Current Tetris Highscore: 329 lines!

GO This user found the wiki from a Google search.

This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6.

PQ This user loves to play Peasant's Quest.

This user loves Marzipan's Answering Machine and believes too many people overlook it.

This user's favorite email is kids' book.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

LP This user wears long pants.

This user plays mining games.

This user has more than two problems.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user is on the mooooooon!

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This user plays Viidelectrix games on his Wii internet browser.

This user can make their own animated GIF's.

This user owns a White Homestar Runner T-shirt.

EGG This user has easter eggs hidden on this page! Egg Count: 4

Pssst! The secret number is 38015539.

BIG This user's User Box is too big (in his opinion).

Welcome!

I personally greet you! Here's proof with my signature! (Updated every 2-56 days!) Steve Talk Contributions 01:34, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Finding Homestar Runner

In the summer of 2003, I went to a camp during the day. One day, a group of kids that included me, were talking about cool stuff on the Internet. Most of the websites mentioned were for games. Eventually, homestarrunner.com was mentioned by one girl. She never said anything specifically, and told us to see what there was when we went there. I wrote down the web address, and put it in my lunchbox. This was in mid August. When I cleaned out my luchbox at the end of September a little while after camp ended, I found the piece of paper and put on the computer desk. About a week went by before I actually went to the website. I saw how many Strong Bad Emails there were and thought that I'd probably never se everything on the site! A few weeks went by, and I had seen all the toons, shorts, Answering Machines, Teen Girl Squad Issues and about 3/4 of the Strong Bad Emails and played all of the games at least once. I soon found that the website was updated every week and began to go on almost everyday. I still do. (I have been going to the "wedsite" since e-mail 87: mile).

Finding the Wiki

Shortly after I found Homestar Runner (probably about the spring of 2004), I found a site for Strong Bad Email Secrets but I looked quickly over it and never bookmarked it. A little while later I searched Google for "Strong Bad Email Easter Eggs" and an article on a Strong Bad email from the Homestar Runner Wikipedia came up. I instantly bookmarked it and I continue to use it.

The Future...!

Some day I hope to become something, important like a post-op or a Democrat and... maybe one day... I'll find out... (tear) what love truly is! Ahem! Anyway, I will attempt to attempt (yeah, attempt to attempt) to work like a zombie... for the Homestarmy!

Notes to self(s)

To change your monobook thingy, go here. Use this as a sample.

Favorite Crap

Movie: Tie between Forrest Gump, The Terminal, Catch Me If You Can and Cast Away

Actor/Actress: Tom Hanks (see above)

Person in the World: Tom Hanks

Song: "Whip It" by Devo

Book: "Who Reads Books?" by Not Me

Video Game: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Sport: Tennis

Food: Nachos and Cheese

Drink: Lemonade (or Melonade)

Leave something on my talk page if you'd like your own Gif animation!(There are some more here [1].)

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My Wishlist

This took forever to make! Well, maybe an hour. But you could watch it all day!

If you have any of the following items, I can pay you for them! I can pay in cash, money, cash-money, shoes, yen, gold, and cancelled credit cards.

Super Mario Galaxy,

One of those old stand-up Pac-man things,

A castler made out of gold.

That's it for now.

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The date is Thursday, June 26, 2025.

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