Teen Girl Squad Issue 2
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| - | ''' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''{growth spurt!}'' So and So ''{school spirit!}'' What's Her Face ''{pity friend}'' The Ugly One ''{psoriasis!}'' |
| - | ''' | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi gals! How ya LOOKING? |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD! |
| - | ''' | + | '''WHATS HER FACE:''' OKAY! |
| - | ''' | + | '''WHATS HER FACE:''' I mean so good |
| - | ''' | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS! |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO:''' wOOt |
| - | ''' | + | '''WHATS HER FACE:''' wOOt |
| - | ''' | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' wOOt |
| - | ''' | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Let's get started! |
''{Cloud eats seagulls}'' | ''{Cloud eats seagulls}'' | ||
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'''No I in Team boy:''' You must be girls | '''No I in Team boy:''' You must be girls | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''WHATS HER FACE:''' ''{thinking}'' I think I have a chance with this guy |
| - | ''' | + | '''THOMAS:''' BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! |
| - | ''' | + | '''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' What happened to her? |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO:''' ''{voice only}'' She got hurt |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO:''' ''{word balloon only}'' Thomas hit her with a bat |
| - | ''' | + | '''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' Let's date |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO:''' I'm down |
''{The Ugly One gets swooped by an eagle}'' | ''{The Ugly One gets swooped by an eagle}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | |
| + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Swoop! | ||
''{Cheerleader gets grasped by a bat}'' | ''{Cheerleader gets grasped by a bat}'' | ||
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| - | ''' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Grasped! |
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| + | '''SO AND SO:''' I'm totally crushing! | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''MAN WITH THE HUGH MOUTH:''' CHILDREN! |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO:''' Where were you guys? |
| - | ''' | + | '''CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE:''' We got jealous |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO:''' Let's get yogurt! |
| - | ''' | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got jimmies |
| - | ''' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over! |
'''The End''' | '''The End''' | ||
Revision as of 00:17, 5 August 2004
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Summary
Teen Girl Squad Episode #2
So and So almost gets a guy, but he's CHILDREN'd to death. The Ugly One got jimmies.
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {growth spurt!} So and So {school spirit!} What's Her Face {pity friend} The Ugly One {psoriasis!}
CHEERLEADER: Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?
SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD!
WHATS HER FACE: OKAY!
WHATS HER FACE: I mean so good
CHEERLEADER: I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!
SO AND SO: wOOt
WHATS HER FACE: wOOt
THE UGLY ONE: wOOt
CHEERLEADER: Let's get started!
{Cloud eats seagulls}
No I in Team boy: You must be girls
WHATS HER FACE: {thinking} I think I have a chance with this guy
THOMAS: BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
NO I IN TEAM BOY: What happened to her?
SO AND SO: {voice only} She got hurt
SO AND SO: {word balloon only} Thomas hit her with a bat
NO I IN TEAM BOY: Let's date
SO AND SO: I'm down
{The Ugly One gets swooped by an eagle}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Swoop!
{Cheerleader gets grasped by a bat}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Grasped!
SO AND SO: I'm totally crushing!
MAN WITH THE HUGH MOUTH: CHILDREN!
SO AND SO: Where were you guys?
CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: We got jealous
SO AND SO: Let's get yogurt!
THE UGLY ONE: I got jimmies
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It's over!
The End
Fun Facts
- The yogurt place is a mockery of TCBY, The Country's Best Yogurt.
- When cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat"
