Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad
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==Transcript (Scene 2)== | ==Transcript (Scene 2)== | ||
- | '''GIRL 1''' The Flood Plain Mall is open for buisness! Let's hang out in the food court for the next epoch! | + | '''GIRL 1:''' The Flood Plain Mall is open for buisness! Let's hang out in the food court for the next epoch! |
- | '''GIRL 2''' Word. | + | '''GIRL 2:''' Word. |
- | '''GIRL 1''' WRITTEN word. | + | '''GIRL 1:''' WRITTEN word. |
''{At this point, the player is allowed to give another two items to any of the girls.}'' | ''{At this point, the player is allowed to give another two items to any of the girls.}'' | ||
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==Transcript (Scene 3)== | ==Transcript (Scene 3)== | ||
- | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD''' One hundre... milli... thousa... a long time later! | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' One hundre... milli... thousa... a long time later! |
- | '''GIRL''' I got me a cute summa job to save up for a cute burial shroud! | + | '''GIRL:''' I got me a cute summa job to save up for a cute burial shroud! |
- | '''EGYPTION''' Get back to work, or no drop of water for you this week!!! (The Egyption whips the girl. Narrator Strong Bad says the Krr-ACK!) | + | '''EGYPTION:''' Get back to work, or no drop of water for you this week!!! (The Egyption whips the girl. Narrator Strong Bad says the Krr-ACK!) |
''{At this point, the player is allowed to give three items to any of the girls before the game ends, unless the player activates Scene 4 {see Charles Darwin below}.}'' | ''{At this point, the player is allowed to give three items to any of the girls before the game ends, unless the player activates Scene 4 {see Charles Darwin below}.}'' | ||
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==Transcript (Scene 4)== | ==Transcript (Scene 4)== | ||
- | '''LIZARD CHEERLEADER''' And that's how come all the mammals got all exctint. | + | '''LIZARD CHEERLEADER:''' And that's how come all the mammals got all exctint. |
- | '''LIZARD SO-AND-SO''' Weird. | + | '''LIZARD SO-AND-SO:''' Weird. |
- | '''LIZARD WHAT'S-HER-FACE''' Weird. | + | '''LIZARD WHAT'S-HER-FACE:''' Weird. |
- | '''LIZARD THE UGLY ONE''' Weird. | + | '''LIZARD THE UGLY ONE:''' Weird. |
''{At this point, the player is allowed to give Charles Darwin to any girl. Any other item will be shown on a pestdal that says "Bad Idea". Strong Bad grunts in disaproval if this happens.}'' | ''{At this point, the player is allowed to give Charles Darwin to any girl. Any other item will be shown on a pestdal that says "Bad Idea". Strong Bad grunts in disaproval if this happens.}'' |
Revision as of 00:44, 23 September 2008
The girls take a trip through pre-history in their eternal quest to attract boys.
Cast: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Ogg Ogg-er-son, Mammoths, Sabertooth Tiger, Thomas, Anubis, Dinosaur, Lizard Cheerleader, Lizard So and So, Lizard What's Her Face, Lizard The Ugly One, Charles Darwin
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Transcript (Scene 1)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Cave Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugg-ly One!
CHEERLEADER: Challah, cavegirls! Today's the big mammoth hunt, and you know what that means!
SO AND SO: An in-depth study of the indigenous megafauna?
WHAT'S HER FACE: Some kinda weird CG-filled cable special? {"weird" is not written in the speech bubble}
THE UGG-LY ONE: More parasites for my --
CHEERLEADER: IT'S BOYS, ALRIGHT! It's ALWAYS boys!! And I gotta look my best for my date with the captain of the mammoth huntin' team, Ogg... Ogg-er-son!
{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below).}
Transcript (Scene 2)
GIRL 1: The Flood Plain Mall is open for buisness! Let's hang out in the food court for the next epoch!
GIRL 2: Word.
GIRL 1: WRITTEN word.
{At this point, the player is allowed to give another two items to any of the girls.}
Transcript (Scene 3)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: One hundre... milli... thousa... a long time later!
GIRL: I got me a cute summa job to save up for a cute burial shroud!
EGYPTION: Get back to work, or no drop of water for you this week!!! (The Egyption whips the girl. Narrator Strong Bad says the Krr-ACK!)
{At this point, the player is allowed to give three items to any of the girls before the game ends, unless the player activates Scene 4 {see Charles Darwin below}.}
Transcript (Scene 4)
LIZARD CHEERLEADER: And that's how come all the mammals got all exctint.
LIZARD SO-AND-SO: Weird.
LIZARD WHAT'S-HER-FACE: Weird.
LIZARD THE UGLY ONE: Weird.
{At this point, the player is allowed to give Charles Darwin to any girl. Any other item will be shown on a pestdal that says "Bad Idea". Strong Bad grunts in disaproval if this happens.}
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