Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad
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Revision as of 01:27, 23 September 2008
The girls take a trip through pre-history in their eternal quest to attract boys.
Cast: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Ogg Ogg-er-son, Mammoths, Sabertooth Tiger, Thomas, Anubis, Dinosaur, Lizard Cheerleader, Lizard So and So, Lizard What's Her Face, Lizard The Ugly One, Charles Darwin
Contents |
Transcript (Scene 1)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Cave Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugg-ly One!
CHEERLEADER: Challah, cavegirls! Today's the big mammoth hunt, and you know what that means!
SO AND SO: An in-depth study of the indigenous megafauna?
WHAT'S HER FACE: Some kinda weird CG-filled cable special? {"weird" is not written in the speech bubble}
THE UGG-LY ONE: More parasites for my --
CHEERLEADER: IT'S BOYS, ALRIGHT! It's ALWAYS boys!! And I gotta look my best for my date with the captain of the mammoth huntin' team, Ogg... Ogg-er-son!
{At this point, the player is allowed to give two items to any of the girls, each of which has different effects (see below).}
Transcript (Scene 2)
GIRL 1: The Flood Plain Mall is open for buisness! Let's hang out in the food court for the next epoch!
GIRL 2: Word.
GIRL 1: WRITTEN word.
{At this point, the player is allowed to give another two items to any of the girls.}
Transcript (Scene 3)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: One hundre... milli... thousa... a long time later!
GIRL: I got me a cute summa job to save up for a cute burial shroud!
EGYPTION: Get back to work, or no drop of water for you this week!!! (The Egyption whips the girl. Narrator Strong Bad says the Krr-ACK!)
{At this point, the player is allowed to give three items to any of the girls before the game ends, unless the player activates Scene 4 {see Charles Darwin below}.}
Transcript (Scene 4)
LIZARD CHEERLEADER: And that's how come all the mammals got all exctint.
LIZARD SO-AND-SO: Weird.
LIZARD WHAT'S-HER-FACE: Weird.
LIZARD THE UGLY ONE: Weird.
{At this point, the player is allowed to give Charles Darwin to any girl. Any other item will be shown on a pestdal that says "Bad Idea". Strong Bad grunts in disaproval if this happens.}
Item Transcript
Minor Death Transcript
Ribbon
Mammoth Skin
During Scenes 2 or 3:
GIRL: Check out my new vintage mammoth skin coat!
CAVE PAINTING HUNTER: I'm only 2000 years late for the mammoth hunt! Ohh, a sickly one's been left behind!
(The Hunter throws a spear through the girl.)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: SPEARROWED!!!
During Scene 1
GIRL: Check out my fresh new fur coat, guys!
(A mammoth rapidly approaches the girl.)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Stampede!
(The mammoth impales the girl on it's tusk)
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: GORE'D!!!
Machine Gun
Cat
Thomas
THOMAS: Gree-tings, hu-mans. We come from space-space to teach you how to build pyramids.
During Scene 1:
GIRL: What's a pyramid?
THOMAS: 'Misson log: Humans still too dumb.'
During Scene 2:
During Scene 3:
GIRL: Way ahead of you!
THOMAS Whatev's. Guess you don't need this cancer cure, either. Laters!
Tar pit
Major Death Transcript
Tablet/Chisel
Wheel
Dinosaur Egg
Charles Darwin
If used in any scene other than 4
Girl:
Charles Darwin: You need to grow up some more. You need to E=MC2 some more.
